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- Hot as lava but just as thick. - Mm.
and then you'll be right back to procrastinating on all fours.
You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt...
Uh, I was gonna say...
- [Cell Phone Rings] - Hello?
[Cries, Stops]
Is there another architect? Just tell me.
order whatever else you want. [Chuckles]
And what do unicorns and, uh, elves...
And the Oscar for Best Fake Romantic Speech goes to Barney Stinson.
More than she knows.
Yeah. Take him to a nice restaurant, preferably a dessert place.
and I caught you doing one-armed push-ups with your genitals over a bowl of ice.
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You know where I'm going with this, right?
♪ Now I'm wondering if your love's still strong ♪
Maybe I'll even swing by the gym...
Do you think that you could do, uh, sit-ups or something while you talk?
I would knock down that wall and create a nice flow.
[Sniffles] I, um...
- What squares? - Picture a well-oiled machine.
and they got lodged in her rectum...
Come on, we... We had some good times.
But we're just not... [Sighs]
Well, no time like the present.
Did you nerds actually play any basketball?
Nick and I haven't had sex in three days.
- That's the most amazing thing ever. You totally read my mind. - Hey, Patrice.
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