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The problem is, now that we're not having sex, we're talking more...
They're going up against the Number Crunchers without me.
She can't go home with you, Nick.
Talk about a double standard.
- Hello. - [Woman] Whoo! Oh, my God, Robin. BFF Fun Day!
And I am not.
Yeah, it's not like we can have sex on cue.
- [Chuckles] - Oy.
Wow. You guys gotta fix this.
It's an after-work basketball league for lawyers and accountants...
I told you guys I'd make one of these.
- So dumb. - Air bags are sharper.
And then that Danish slut, Nadia, bursts in...
Did she sell you something to ward off the curse?
Some kids from the Hebrew school next door took it and wouldn't give it back.
Our point guard's a 52-year-old virgin, happy as a clam.
- Barney! - Why not?
Barney, delete the "Robin and Patrice BFF Fun Day"invite.
Oh, you guys, I feel terrible now.
like a cartoon hobo watching a pie cool on a windowsill.
that she needed me to come and save her.
Heard back from the league office. My shot is not gonna count.
but did you just also get your heart broken?
[Sighs]
- [Crying] - I just think that maybe...
Your kid is right there. Maybe you wanna clean it up a lit...
Don't know what you're talking about.
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered I'm yours ♪ ♪
It's on me.
[Inhales, Exhales Loudly] Anyway...