Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on.
I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go.
You turned off your phone for one hour, and you got so drunk--
That's not why you feel bad.
Come again for Big Fudge?
Oh, Ted, Ted, Ted, Teddy, Ted, Ted. Who buzzed you in?
[ Laughs ] We should do this every weekend.
[ Sighs ] [ Kiss ]
beautiful, smart, funny,
My ex-fiancé, Wayne, he had no manners.
Oh, no. Am I early?
Forget I said anything.
Did you really think you could start dating online and I wouldn't find out?
Mr. Stinson, does this mean I get to keep my job?
You'll have to buy me a couple of cocktails first.
Hey, baby, listen, I'm-I'm sorry I flipped out.
turned out to be "Marshall and Steph for two days...
Anyway, she left before the party started.
Although there was one weird moment with Barney's new stripper girlfriend.
Does that dragon's tail go all the way down to her--
How's your palate, Ted?
Maybe it's that you're not ready to be a mom.
[ Both Laugh ]
I'll never tell that story again.
Hello. Good gravy.
I know, it's childish. She's not here, is she?
Is there even a Paramus Waldorf?
- How's the single life? - I wouldn't know.
You need a palate cleanser.
isn't a friendship like this one...