Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go get her, tiger. Come on.

Oh. Hey, quick question, J.J.

- You won. - What?

I'm going to blame everything on him until he learns how to talk.

- Yes! Hi. - I just had a great idea.

As far as I'm concerned, he's Dad of the Year, the DOY.

I would love to!

Apparently, I have the one gay intern in the world with absolutely no fashion sense.

- Is this part of it? - No.

♪ Show 'em how we do it now♪

So, do you want to tell us how Joe's shoes ended up on the wrong feet?

- You don't mind, right? - Uh, no. No, not at all.

if you know what I mean.

Little heads-up to her date- she's been upside down in more houses than Fannie Mae.

Don't worry about Jay. It's only you and me here now.

Let's put your hands together for Phil Dunphy!

I'm not comfortable with that.

You all know him as an amazing Realtor...

She's- She's crazy. I mean, I saw her attack the vending machine.

♪ I'm a new divorcée ♪

- Intro- Okay. Okay. - Yeah. Thank you.

I don't know who that is...

♪ Set an open house for Saturday ♪

because we have no way of knowing what you're gonna get up to.

Stop. it's Cammer time.

There are people in this room who feel that you are- How did we say it?

but that is no excuse for the way you treat people.

- Walk? - Lily, Lily, Lily.

I can't believe I have to go to this thing.

This is Rex, the intern I asked you to groom.

- I can't do this. - You have to. Wendy needs to hear it.

I should have said my thing first.

- There you go, buddy. You got this. - What are you doing?

You are "a tyrant with no regard for human life."

I didn't even get in any trouble.

- Yeah. - Okay.

I was working for a monster.

Hey, buddy. You look like you want to get up and walk.

Just, um, give me a good shake like a dog before you go inside.