Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because we have no way of knowing what you're gonna get up to.

I didn't even get in any trouble.

I can't believe I have to go to this thing.

I don't know who that is...

♪ I'm a new divorcée ♪

- There you go, buddy. You got this. - What are you doing?

I should have said my thing first.

Let's put your hands together for Phil Dunphy!

As far as I'm concerned, he's Dad of the Year, the DOY.

- You don't mind, right? - Uh, no. No, not at all.

- Walk? - Lily, Lily, Lily.

Apparently, I have the one gay intern in the world with absolutely no fashion sense.

- You won. - What?

but that is no excuse for the way you treat people.

I was working for a monster.

Hey, buddy. You look like you want to get up and walk.

Just, um, give me a good shake like a dog before you go inside.

I'm going to blame everything on him until he learns how to talk.

♪ Set an open house for Saturday ♪

- Yeah. - Okay.

♪ Show 'em how we do it now♪

This is Rex, the intern I asked you to groom.

I'm not comfortable with that.

- I can't do this. - You have to. Wendy needs to hear it.

You are "a tyrant with no regard for human life."

Go get her, tiger. Come on.

if you know what I mean.

So, do you want to tell us how Joe's shoes ended up on the wrong feet?

Stop. it's Cammer time.

Oh. Hey, quick question, J.J.

Don't worry about Jay. It's only you and me here now.

You all know him as an amazing Realtor...

- Is this part of it? - No.

She's- She's crazy. I mean, I saw her attack the vending machine.

There are people in this room who feel that you are- How did we say it?

- Intro- Okay. Okay. - Yeah. Thank you.

- Yes! Hi. - I just had a great idea.

Little heads-up to her date- she's been upside down in more houses than Fannie Mae.

I would love to!