Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just, um, give me a good shake like a dog before you go inside.

Oh. Hey, quick question, J.J.

Stop. it's Cammer time.

♪ Show 'em how we do it now♪

because we have no way of knowing what you're gonna get up to.

but that is no excuse for the way you treat people.

♪ I'm a new divorcée ♪

As far as I'm concerned, he's Dad of the Year, the DOY.

I'm going to blame everything on him until he learns how to talk.

♪ Set an open house for Saturday ♪

You are "a tyrant with no regard for human life."

- You won. - What?

I don't know who that is...

I'm not comfortable with that.

She's- She's crazy. I mean, I saw her attack the vending machine.

I would love to!

There are people in this room who feel that you are- How did we say it?

- Yes! Hi. - I just had a great idea.

You all know him as an amazing Realtor...

This is Rex, the intern I asked you to groom.

- You don't mind, right? - Uh, no. No, not at all.

I didn't even get in any trouble.

Go get her, tiger. Come on.

if you know what I mean.

- Intro- Okay. Okay. - Yeah. Thank you.

Hey, buddy. You look like you want to get up and walk.

- Yeah. - Okay.

I was working for a monster.

Little heads-up to her date- she's been upside down in more houses than Fannie Mae.

I can't believe I have to go to this thing.

- There you go, buddy. You got this. - What are you doing?

- Is this part of it? - No.

Let's put your hands together for Phil Dunphy!

Don't worry about Jay. It's only you and me here now.

So, do you want to tell us how Joe's shoes ended up on the wrong feet?

- I can't do this. - You have to. Wendy needs to hear it.

Apparently, I have the one gay intern in the world with absolutely no fashion sense.

I should have said my thing first.

- Walk? - Lily, Lily, Lily.