Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You don't mind, right? - Uh, no. No, not at all.

♪ I'm a new divorcée ♪

Little heads-up to her date- she's been upside down in more houses than Fannie Mae.

I can't believe I have to go to this thing.

I don't know who that is...

- You won. - What?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Go get her, tiger. Come on.

Just, um, give me a good shake like a dog before you go inside.

As far as I'm concerned, he's Dad of the Year, the DOY.

Apparently, I have the one gay intern in the world with absolutely no fashion sense.

- There you go, buddy. You got this. - What are you doing?

So, do you want to tell us how Joe's shoes ended up on the wrong feet?

Hey, buddy. You look like you want to get up and walk.

You all know him as an amazing Realtor...

♪ Show 'em how we do it now♪

I should have said my thing first.

Oh. Hey, quick question, J.J.

I'm going to blame everything on him until he learns how to talk.

She's- She's crazy. I mean, I saw her attack the vending machine.

because we have no way of knowing what you're gonna get up to.

You are "a tyrant with no regard for human life."

if you know what I mean.

- Yes! Hi. - I just had a great idea.

but that is no excuse for the way you treat people.

I'm not comfortable with that.

This is Rex, the intern I asked you to groom.

- Is this part of it? - No.

I didn't even get in any trouble.

- Walk? - Lily, Lily, Lily.

Don't worry about Jay. It's only you and me here now.

Stop. it's Cammer time.

- Intro- Okay. Okay. - Yeah. Thank you.

♪ Set an open house for Saturday ♪

There are people in this room who feel that you are- How did we say it?

I was working for a monster.

Let's put your hands together for Phil Dunphy!

- I can't do this. - You have to. Wendy needs to hear it.

I would love to!