Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's- She's crazy. I mean, I saw her attack the vending machine.

but that is no excuse for the way you treat people.

- Is this part of it? - No.

- Yeah. - Okay.

You all know him as an amazing Realtor...

- Yes! Hi. - I just had a great idea.

I'm going to blame everything on him until he learns how to talk.

- You won. - What?

Don't worry about Jay. It's only you and me here now.

There are people in this room who feel that you are- How did we say it?

Oh. Hey, quick question, J.J.

Little heads-up to her date- she's been upside down in more houses than Fannie Mae.

I should have said my thing first.

- You don't mind, right? - Uh, no. No, not at all.

I was working for a monster.

- Walk? - Lily, Lily, Lily.

I didn't even get in any trouble.

Stop. it's Cammer time.

Apparently, I have the one gay intern in the world with absolutely no fashion sense.

I'm not comfortable with that.

So, do you want to tell us how Joe's shoes ended up on the wrong feet?

Go get her, tiger. Come on.

I would love to!

This is Rex, the intern I asked you to groom.

I can't believe I have to go to this thing.

if you know what I mean.

♪ Show 'em how we do it now♪

because we have no way of knowing what you're gonna get up to.

Just, um, give me a good shake like a dog before you go inside.

- I can't do this. - You have to. Wendy needs to hear it.

Hey, buddy. You look like you want to get up and walk.

You are "a tyrant with no regard for human life."

Let's put your hands together for Phil Dunphy!

- There you go, buddy. You got this. - What are you doing?

♪ I'm a new divorcée ♪

- Intro- Okay. Okay. - Yeah. Thank you.

♪ Set an open house for Saturday ♪

As far as I'm concerned, he's Dad of the Year, the DOY.

I don't know who that is...