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One thing, Clara. I'm a soldier, guilty as charged. You see him?
I'll be sure to have a wash.
Look at him right now.
Oh, yes, fine. Well, cut along, you're running out of time.
- From you. - Me?
The input code. I forgot the final input code!
So, you're, you're leading the thing here? To a school? My, my school?
Target acquired. Destroy.
And what about that thing? Did you bring it here?
Yes, yes, no, of course, of course, yes.
Frankly, you should all be in a permanent state of panic.
You haven't brought Dave with you, I hope.
Mmm-hmm.
You're a spacewoman. You said you were from Blackpool.
We're going to die here.
Right, I'm going to hypnotise him,
- DO you? What, in emergencies? - No, I'm a maths teacher.
I know that you shouldn't be on this planet
Stop! Skovox Blitzer!
Hey, I said you could play chess,
It's simply a matter of reversing light waves. Hang on, I'm coming back.
How does that work? What if the kids have questions?
This can all be explained and everything will be fine.
And that thing is one of the kids. In fancy dress.
- You'll tell me if that happens, yeah? - Yeah, it's a deal.
Whatever future humanity might have
It's like they've got minds of their own. Are you okay?
and, er, the thing's gone. So I'm all yours.
Looks like our Courtney was right about those two.
I don't need him to like me.
like with science fiction guns.
Never lose your temper in the middle of a door sign.
- Chronodyne generators. - Ooh.
I'm a caretaker now. Look, I've got a brush.
I'm serious, I'm trying to save this planet.
I used to have a teacher exactly like you.
- Ah, Clara, can I have a quick word? - Actually, I, erm...
Code accepted. Abort self-destruct.
I don't think we should, not this time.
It says, "Police."
Morning, Courtney. And good morning, Miss Oswald.
Where am I?
Hello?
- Ah, Mr... Mr Pink. - Are you still on for tonight?