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Pass me the vibro-cutters.
No, it says, "Go Away Humans."
Well, we need to get help. This is an emergency.
Target reacquired.
No problem, Ade. I can cope with anything tonight.
But not right now.
Also, a flying car and three wives. It's going to be a rude awakening.
A, I thing?
Doctor!
An invisibility watch? Not even a ring.
You wouldn't be here if there wasn't an alien threat nearby.
I am not a PE teacher. I am a maths teacher!
The others before me.
Morning, Mr Pink.
Turn your game off, it's time for school.
You weren't even scared.
- Who are they? - Courtney Woods' mum and dad.
Come on, come on, come on.
In my other jacket. At home.
This is a very special watch.
but the sergeant here, he went and moved one.
Not far now. Come on.
- It's a bit wet. - Freak shower.
They worship a big crocodile there, so the name is a useful coincidence.
Come on, it's all fine.
- Danny, what are you doing here? - I was checking up on him.
No, not like a decoy. As a decoy.
I want a word with you.
You can't. The Skovox thing.
This is a school. We have to evacuate, call the Army.
What about the handsome one, the one with the bow tie?
you are endangering the school.
He's my boyfriend.
Clara. You look lovely today. Have you had a wash?
Okay.
The truth, please, just this once.
It's a scanner. I'm scanning. Why do I keep you around?
No, I'm going to protect you from that thing.
It'll be a long and fiddly job. It's going to take me at least 24 hours.
I trust him. He has never let me down.
Ah! I have, erm, left some marking.
- Definitely not. - Sir!
I'm sure I won't needing you, Sergeant. Fully qualified.
Is your name really Disruptive Influence?
Artificer. Artificer. 5 tap. Confirm. Override final input code.
I'm the new caretaker. john Smith.
Possibly reminded me of a certain dashing young time traveller.
billions of years into the future. It's dead easy. Tiny bit boring.
Now you mentioned it, being a Time Lord,
Say something.
- I'll see you when I see you. - When's that?
So, I suppose that counts as an improvement.