Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.

And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?

I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago...

...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.

You better believe it. Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.

Take me to your leader

-So it's just mono. -Mono?

Take me to your leader

Oh, come on. She's not going to hate him.

It's from all that smoke.

Jackie, I got a case against the hot dog delivery companies

So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...

- who you gonna eat to survive. - kramer.

-I don't understand. -Exactly.

I'm like a sexual camel. That's not the point.

-All right. -Yeah.

Well, what's the difference? I thought it was a bad combination between the two of them having sex.

Yes, I take your order, please?

Jerry, great news.

Can't you at least tell them what to do?

But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?

I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Take me to your leader

...but I still have to pass my licensing exam.

Not good. I'm a moron.

-She made an offer. I took it. -How much?

-Elaine? Hi. -Oh, hi, Sue Ellen, hi.

What is tungsten or wolfram?

I'm serious, Elaine. I went to med school...

Okay, Jerry, that's fine.

Say me, you and Kramer are flying over the Andes.