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Are you out of your damn mind?
in early Euclidean geometry
I stopped having sex with ben 3 days ago and I don't know no Portuguese.
Of course, our daughter!
...and I work for a World Series-winning team.
Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?
Oh, no.
Like fire in a school is such a big deal.
I don't get it. Why did you just let her go?
Hey, hey, how you doing?
Yeah, a little.
...you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap.
I’ve been wanting a piece of the Zuck for years!
That’s the dream of becoming a NJYB board member
Why can't Louise have sex with George?
I couldn't tell you. You know, I'm not really a doctor.
-The who? -The tobacco companies.
Oh, yeah, people really seem to be enjoying themselves.
Fascinating turn of events.
I've been wanting a piece of them for years.
Oh, Rick, this is an old, old friend of mine. Elaine Benes.
No, something is bunk, then you debunk it.
Rugged?? The man’s a goblin!
Mets: Look away, I'm hideous!
They see one on the road.
With me, or in general?
- Oh, I-- I-- I'm not going on. - Then what'd you come down here for?
Oh, my vacation was restful, resplendent, magnificent.
And we had a little powwow.
Jerry. Oh, there you are. You didn't answer your phone.
I don't get it. Why'd you just let her go?
i calculated my odds of ever getting together with a portuguese waitress.
Oh, my God, you had sex.
I met some people smoking on the street...
You're not working on your home.
Excuse me, darling, do I--? Do I detect a Portuguese accent?
- Hey. - Hey, where have you been? I thought you're on next.