Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is with all these code changes? I stopped going to meetings
Look away I'm hideous
I'll see you later.
I told her I would have to think about it.
Nine minutes.
...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.
George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
Mathematically I had to do it Jerry
Did that cigarette label mention any damage to your appearance?
Besides, I heard that George had sex with the Portuguese waitress.
Average? The woman's a goblin
Well, that's because I think she has mono. You believe that?
Besides, I heard once that George was having sex with the Portuguese waitress.
What a fascinating Turn of events
...and I don't know no Portuguese.
Can I introduce you as detective?
what happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher's mitt.
-Oh, there's a doctor right here. -No, there's not.
Check it out.
- Not mine. - Oh, well, I hope so.
-But I was promised a slot. -Single file, Jerry.
You were bumped by a lizard?
Before you know it, Letterman won't return your calls.
The Portuguese waitress?
The two idiots look like they'd never been out of an office their whole lives.
OF COURSE, MASON THOMPSON!
I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?
what happened to your face?
Well, Mrs. Wilkie from the tobacco company called me.
We were looking for: What is tungsten or wolfram?
He's only been exposed to smoke for four days.
-Like what? -Shouldn't he elevate his legs?
Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.
So do most doctors like ER, or do you guys just think it's fake?
You should come over It's $PIPE NIGHT
Hey, we won the World Series.
USF, represented here
-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.
-But, Jackie. -I said, out.
I calculated my odds of ever getting together...