HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Do you have a bed? - Yeah.
- I have a timetable. - We're close, everything'll be fine.
You just can't leave. You owe me ten bucks.
Who talks like that?
May I have the coordinates, please?
...will give 1 kilojoule per cubic centimetre, or a megajoule per litre.
- What is this? - I said, I'm talking to you.
DO YOU RUN? ONLY WHEN CHASED.
We have exactly three hours.
You're not on the list.
Don't you know that eating that can give you large breasts?
There are plenty of decaffeinated brands on The market that are just as tasty as the real thing
Never forget to check your references.
First, get even with 'ders. It's a moral imperative.
- What's up, doc? - Sit down.
So Mitch can check everything tomorrow.
Like it?
I'll figure it out. But not this summer.
Hello?
I want to see more of you in the lab.
All clear.
I solved the power problem, Jerry.
- The work I've done merits a degree. - Who will he believe, you or me?
Are you crazy? You could have killed us!
- Kent, I need you. - Anything, Jerry.
This combination of cyanide is dumb. This is the wrong direction.
“Tell me, is Mitch adopted?” “Why, NO!” “It’s amazing.” “Isn’t it?”
Which word didn't you understand?
Yeah
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? Not at the moment.
Hey, guys!
Damn it Don't touch other people's things!
Can you hammer a 6" spike thru a board with your penis? - Not right now.
Shall we take our exit?
Our studies indicate this weapon is useless in warfare.
Lazlo, I'm glad you came out. Want a hamburger?
Take one, like your IQ was normal.
- What? - Which word didn't you understand?
Okay, Mr. Taylor. Any time you're ready.
Welcome to Everything, with Jerome Hathaway.
You're Watching Criminal Minds On CBS You're Watching PEN15 On Hulu
You're Watching Preacher On AMC You're Watching Loaded On AMC
The colon. What does it look like?
we had one entry for the Hans Ulrich Obrist look-alike contest...
Buddy boy.
What'd you do?
Yes, sir.
If you ever need to talk, let me know, because I never sleep, okay?
I don't think that's gonna help your confidence any, do you?
- You think you're hot stuff, huh? - No.
You know that.
Now of we could just keel it from expanding!
- But Knight's got it locked. - Maybe, maybe not.
WHAT DO YOU THINK A FORMALIST PHASE CONJUGATE TRACKING SYSTEM IS FOR?
We couple it to a state that is radiatively coupled to the ground.
- How you doing? - Fine.
Scanner on.
- This job will be waiting, Chris. - Great.
But can you do this?
Kent. Wake up, Kent.
WANNA HELP TEST MY REBREATHER!? C'MON!
Good morning!
- Let's celebrate! - Absolutely.
How's it going, Jerry?
I solved the power problem Jerry
- Is everything all right here? - Why shouldn't it be?
- I don't have any... - Brains?
I don't think that's gonna help your confidence any, do you?
"Didn't Anyone Ever Tell You To Make Sure Your Optics Are Clean?"
This is a complete waste of time.
which word didn't you understand?
- Okay, who is this? - This is Jesus, Kent.
We plan for weeks and all they do is study. I'm disgusted.
All systems go. We're finished here, fellas.
- Kent's name is on his plates. - Like my underwear.
- I'd like to thank my fish. - What?!
- It's lighter in the water. - How about you?
- Communication link? - Open.
I solved the power problem Drew