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Do you think it's effeminate for a man to put clothes in a gentle cycle?
naked naked naked
You and your toilets.
What are you doing here anyway? I thought you were fired.
You ever hear the expression: The best revenge is living well?
- Never happened. - Never happened.
We're just going to put a little concrete in the washing machine
And you can use my bathroom anytime you want.
I see. You put up a sign so you can do whatever you want.
Never happened Never happened
Well, that's really not fair.
Is That Costanza Over There? [ignoring him]
...we want heading up that new branch office.
No job, no women.
- You're welcome. - People don't say God bless you...
Jesse .... and you'll always be..... a loser.
He wakes me up again, last night, at 3:00 in the morning...
Is that bondi over there?
...to tell me he's going on the roof to kill himself.
This stuff on top is my friend's.
What are you doing here?
You don't want to know.
...and people that are, you know, working pro sports.
I Just Go Back on Monday Like Nothing Happened? Nothing Happened
Was that Eisensloth kicking on the last?
What did we figure the damage on that machine would be?
Hi.
...who gives insincere thank-yous. No, sir. No, sir.