Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll have to charge you for another machine.

Why pass up the opportunity to go to prison?

I like sports. I could do something in sports.

I thought you quit.

On Thursday when I came home, I had 1 500 dollars on me.

He'll get a little woozy.

You can have this on Monday.

You can't win. You can't beat me.

I'm on the roof!

I never saw it.

You've really gone mental.

Okay, come on, give the guy his money. What are you doing?

- What? - Am I crazy or didn't you quit?

...our little, shrimpy friend, George Costanza...

Well, that's really not fair.

Are you kidding? I didn't quit.

You think you're an important man? Is that what you think?

How do you get that? Where do you start?

What about fine fabrics? How do you deal with that kind of temperament?

- What if you destroy him? - No, no, no. Don't worry.

Where are you gonna get this Mickey? I can't believe I'm saying Mickey.

You're like Lex Luthor.

God, I've never felt so alive.

So I'm going to a nudist colony next week.

I mean, Dan, don't I joke around all the time?

In fact, I don't really have an apartment.