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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
Hey, can you get me a soda?
Six thousand and twenty.
Well, I would say that, you know,
I brought you a soda, Joe.
Hm?
one man is small and wise. The other man is big and wiser.
Please, my little confection.
Get this fixed, all right?
What?
I was...meditating.
But I'll play with you.
Mm-hm. Right.
Yeah, he's probably rewired it
[SIGHS] Well...
Winning the lottery. Mm.
Yo, Beth.
Are you listening to me? Yeah.
Not like that. Ew!
I am a specialist.
Beth! Ah!
Oh, she's good. Yeah.
That you should take your time, Joe.
Sir?
But at the end of the match, one man is small and wise,
with the best idea to improve our drivetime ratings
but the fact remains: our ratings suck,
Thermostat's fixed.
I brought--
Then he what? What?
Seven. Seven cats.
Dave, I'm so hot.
What?
What is your name?
[BEEPING]
But we mustn't.
Oh, now come on. No, no.
Here. I wrote mine longhand,
and unless we can come up with--
If the big man is wiser. Yes.