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Hey, let me tell you something.
They were too big to fail.
Ryan are the rumors or you and day drinking true?
Did that come with a dental dam?
Now what'd she say?
How great is Jersey Boys?
So do I. We're cops.
- and, to be honest, we didn't speak. - Three days
- Get him off. - Kick his ass, Martin.
- Excuse me. Where's my car? - They towed it.
She's a big old broad, and she likes to wield it.
You're mad at us, huh, Gene?
Every patient in the ER
used numbers. I like to do a little week night graphing.
How can I help it? You know what? You know what's worse?
We can have a little dinner. You can meet Sheila.
a bear or a dog?
I'm a peacock, Captain! You gotta let me fly!
- Cut the crap! - Will do.
It was only a matter of time before he fell.
I am gonna pay you interest, It will happen.
And believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.
you know what ,FJ? let's just settle this. Traps are gay
She's a big old broad, and she likes to wield it.
- I got my insurance card. Somewhere. - Easy, mate.
Gas leak? The only gas leak is the one coming out of your mouth right now.
I need an MRI.
I lost a bunch of money from some people and now they want it back.
Mr. Beaman? Mr. Don Beaman?
You’ve turned my beautiful overnight into a nightmare
Benny Boy
FBFR
Desk pop Pop
All right, Terry.
Probably best to get started.
Hey. Get over here.
It's pretty rough stuff.
- Nope, couldn't get a one. - Found a cell phone.
Good morning.
Lion tastes good. Let's go get some more lion.
It's ERICK are you stupid or are you deaf
- Oh, boy! Over the top! - How outré!
- She also says... - Yes.
Don't worry. I got your back.
so they could break into their own accounting firm next door.
People down here are starting to murmur that Stan Ross is back
a bear dog. Half dog, half bear.
No cheese, no cheese!
Sometimes clinic days be like:
THAT’S CALLED A DIRT FIGHT
Ajá Hola qué tal
Roger Wesley was linked to the Beaman murder
First off, my wife is cute, but she's not hot.
And when I come back and bust your ass I’m locking you in the federal reserve
They weren't gonna have sex with the duck!
Drop it, or be dropped, homeboy!
Whenever the schedule for the day says Demo
No drinks. I can’t do it.
Fresh W alert Fresh W alert Who wants a Fresh W
We honor the flag, and you crap on it when you buy Instat
All right, I'm gonna give you this. This is a dummy gun. I use it for ceremony.
I became an accountant for the police department.
Yeah. We found a lot of stuff.
I feel like I'm there now
- To give me back my real gun? - No.
People down here are starting to murmur that Stan Ross is back
Our ice taste like cucumber
Wikey. When is the last time punked a pumpkin roll?
.
Nope, no, it's nothing.
You watched the entire LIV tourney sarcastically? Yeah I Guess.
Of course its a rebuild. It's not a rebuild.
That's a lot of cocaine.
And at age 41, I audited my parents.
By 9:01, it's gone.
It wants some walking around money, and it wants to buy some shoes.
Dude, you're insane. Your wife is scalding hot.
You're under arrest for fraud, embezzlement,
Give me this. I know how to talk to him.
- You are... - I'm the winner!
9:15, let’s have a great day everybody!
- Get in the car. - Come on, Allen. We both know it's wooden.
- Save yourselves some gas. - Captain!
We're KOLA 99.9. The sound of summer in summer California. All: Summer! Kola 99.9. Inland Empire.
HE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT
Why do you say it Like it's a predetermined thing?
But this is serious stuff we're dealing with, okay?
I can’t look at it, it makes me laugh
Oh, my God, I'm hungover.
Still working on the Danson and Highsmith paperwork?
- I'm gonna wreck! You're right! - You want me to drive?
It's my car. It's a Prius.
Truly delightful.
Looks like we’re going to jersey to visit an accounting firm That’s a shitty day
- Good luck, guys. Have a good one. - Allen, let's go.
They have hooves. What about bovine creatures?
Negatory, Martin and Fosse, two minutes out.
Christinith, you idiot!
TOWWORKS OPTIMIZATION AND MODELING IT'S A BAD TIME GEORGE
Get rid of that asshole.
Attaboy!
Ryan, are the rumors about you and day drinking true?
Let me ask you something.
It's not COVID. –Of course it's COVID.
Your rates of return are really exciting.
look, I know usually you want money, but I don't have any money and it's my birthday.
I've always got Fortnite load outs here. I've got six grenades here.
Can’t make it dirty. Can’t do it.
It's not cool. It's fantastic!
And we will corner your pride,
But there's one season, one season in a career where you go all in
Hey, Terry! I did it! I did my first cheesecake factory pop!
Matt and big serge
First off, My SDR is cute. She is not hot
Why don't we let New York City answer that question?
Bye, Sheila!
Thanks for the F-shack
Jimmy. When's the last time you had a desk pop?
YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, YOU SAY, I’M PUTTING ON MY LEBRON HATING PANTS?
And if this were an actual investigation, I would immediately recuse myself.
That's horrible.
We honor the flag, and you crap on it when you don’t watch the games we bet.
ODA 0216 upon arrival in Alaska
Gator never been about that, never been about playing no shit.
- Are you gonna change? - I already did.
No drinks Can’t do it
Come on, seriously. Who is that? I'm Devin R., defending champ.
It’s Katherine. Are you stupid or are you deaf?
When I’m told to stop making memes at work
It's funny, it's like a scene from that one movie, always forget the name of it.
Do you understand what's so funny about it, though?
9.15 let's go
black market organ sales, human trafficking, all of it.
Come on Beavers! Come on! I got beaver fever and it’s catching!
Jesus!
Gentlemen, you have a choice. Mamma Mia or Jersey Boys.
9:10, let’s have a great game, everybody!
I was very much looking forward to having a beer.
... Truly delightful.
The way you fart. Even your farts, they're not manly.
Got some horrible reviews coming out of the gate
I'm the winner. I'm the winner, everybody saw it.
All Right fresh start
You should of shot A Rod
Them having a helicopter is definitely cheating.
Well, Terry, can't thank you enough for coming by. What a...
I still can't figure out who the poor sucker is they're making the deal with,
Say hi to michelle for me
Detective Allen Gamble.
I'm not going, Allen. I like what I do.
Yeah. I mean, we've averaged, like, 18% over the last 10 years.
I used to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids to show them how queer they were, okay?
Linked gets loud too
Allen!
You’re Drinking Ron Bryan
- Really? - Are you guys for real?
All right. Little boy on his 13th birthday.
You get back here and make love to my wife!
This is a ballet studio, Terry. Okay? These poles are horizontal.
You get back here and make love to my wife
I am out, okay?
- 7:42, Let's Have A Great Day, Everybody! - Cut The Shit!
I had to go to a specialist to get my hips realigned
i learned devops to make fun of GDO. show them how queer they, ok?
Day 15 of quartile got me like...
It's a grown man giving another man a present.
This is it.
Is this how you conduct yourself? In a democracy?
What are you doing?
- What the hell just happened? - Where's my iPhone?
lick the sex off each other.
The greatest movie on earth, yeah!
You get back here and get my food order right!
You come to our house! You get the boss’s name right!
The new cult shirts are in
Let me rephrase it.
Hey, fellas. All right, bring it in.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Allen, it's the only lead we have.
TOWWORKS OPTIMIZATION ITS A BAD TIME GEORGE
Placenta blew out all over the window there
- He's a heavyweight cat, that guy. - He was sitting right here.
- That's right. - You girls stay here and get your type on.
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine.
You Idiot!!!
Full of rich history
- G'day, mate. - Hey.
then going back to the beginning, and then periodically returning to the end,
Going to get a slice.
And they returned your weapons. Here you go, Terry.
Hold on, I'm up.
Heather Locklear, what?
Quarantine day 30
Nobody leaves my house without making “Go Team” with my department!
No, they don't
I feel like I'm partners with the Hulk.
Martin and Fosse are probably on Studio B talking to Shepard Smith right now.
You’re so unbelievable!
America!
We've got shots fired. 509 East 10th Street.
This is K O L A San Bernardino Riverside. We're KOLA 99.9 With Jesse Duran all morning.
Why don't you step back, man?
Me working on Tuesday when the NBA Lottery is on and I can’t watch
All right! Paper Bitch and Yankee Clipper on the case!
You come to our page You pronounce piton right!
I'm investing.
You get back here
The whole damn system is clogged up with dirty money.
No offense, Joe.
Pimps don't cry
I am Detective Gamble. This is Detective Hoitz.
How Great Is The video? It's Not Great. It's Fantastic!