Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right. Let's go, Monday morning, time to go to work.

- What's the next part? - As a floatation device.

I don't remember a movie where Meg Ryan meets a guy with poison ivy up his ass.

All the calls that we Don't want to go on But we have to

Well, well, well, what do we got here?

Hey, that was liberating for me. I don't know how it felt for you.

I went to war to come back

You know, Terry, they're not the biggest breasts he's ever seen,

Free Coffee in office: Its not a bribe Me: Of course its a bribe, you're paying us coffee to not do our job

Crutch when you don’t seat the LMA right away!

This is David Ershon. The transfer is for him.

Goldman Sachs. This case is gonna be nasty.

You're a worthless Piece of shit!

You feel that, Arber? That tingling in your balls?

It's Aew, not WWE. Are you stupid, or are you deaf?

Wendy's Baconator, extra bacon.

- You know why? - Why?

It's a more aggressive investment strategy for the pension.

What are you gonna do, though, you know? Bar mitzvahs.

So he goes in there, gives it to her.

I am a peacock! You gotta let me fly!

Who’s baby is that

You have until then to give me my money. I'm not reporting any losses, David.

$32 billion. That's the state's money.

Look, Terry, we don't know what's gonna happen to us tomorrow,

I can’t even look at it, it just makes me laugh

You have the right to remain silent!

I'm a sick puppy

- I told you! - They knew by putting someone like you

Free hot dogs, for life!

She's a big old broad, and she likes to wield it.

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE, YOU HATE LEBRON JAMES!

The kid flies private

GAME SHOW CLUB FIRST MEETING

Yeah, we'll go in there like church mice.

YOU WANNA TALK TO ME

- Okay. - Don't do that shit any more.

'Cause that way, I could live in the house

Listen, why don't we just go over to my place?

That could be the evidence we need for Mauch.

No drinks I can't do it, I can't do it

Hoitz and Gamble have Ershon hostage, high-speed car chase in progress.

Whose baby is that???

Who in the world would eat a burrito and run intervals, you would

Not what I would've chosen, but screw it.

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine.

- 9:15, let's have a great day, everybody! - Cut the ****!

It's a wooden gun.

Yeah, that's mine.

No Dogs. No Dogs. I can’t do it. Sorry I can’t do it

I will cut your ear off with a butter knife.

Was that accidental, or were you trying to quote TLC on purpose?

- He's gotta know something. - Wesley!

Yes. Yes, I do.

It involves a mannequin hand and an electric shaver taped to a golf club

Mr. Ershon, I tried to keep them in the waiting room.

I... I'm super busy right now, Terry.

Derek’s dirt truck crew

Did you want this transfer approved or not approved?

Now you're asking me to mask my emotions because of how it makes you feel.

- You come back here! You get back here! - Allen!

- Sexy but serious. - Thank you.

Allen, what are you doing? What are you doing? Allen!

There's millions of dollars of diamonds in that place.

And I kind of need somebody to help me out, like, you know, my partner in crime.

Wiiouu wiiouu wiiouu Sam Darnie Alert! Sam Darnie Alrt!

Classic hits all day. Kola 99.9. Inland Empire.

I could say big, loud things!

Someone's been playing GTA 6.

Let me tell you something.

Shit, I feel like I’m there now

I make a wicked pot of decaf.

Okay. Let me just assure you fellas,

It's a nickname I had in college. I used to run a dating service.

I'VE GOT BIG BOYS PANTS ON

How about this, Gamble? How about you shut your face?

Anytime Lauren asked me to do cardio

All right? And also, he is my boss.

7:51, Let's Have A Great Day, Everybody! - Cut The Shit!

He's not gonna do that. That's hyperbole. But that's a weird example.

Ok, fresh start!

That will give us enough time to figure out where you live,

Someone probably sat on it.

You're offering to pay us money to not do our job.

But then at second glance, you're like, Female Body Inspector?

Imma peacock you gotta let me fly

I'm gonna climb over that anger wall of yours one of these days, and it's gonna be glorious

- Come on, seriously. - Come on, what?

I myself have eighteen quarterbacks

Thanks for the F-shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Did that go the way you thought It was gonna go? Nope.

Don't you dare badmouth Nicki Minaj! That was all accurate!

There is nothing about you that makes a man a man, okay?

Are you deaf? You hear me yell, Freeze?

DID SOMEONE CALL 9-1-LEBRON’S A PUSSY ASS BITCH?

YOU’RE A LUCKY DOG

with fingers in each other's pooper

‘CAUSE I DON’T WANT NO AFC CHAMPIONSHIP

I’m a sick puppy

We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp.

Oh, my God, they came out of nowhere!

Way to put your stamp on the crime scene, guys.

For what? He doesn't care.

Come on in, fellas.

Their full Fill of Rich History

WHEN I COME BACK AND BUST YOUR ASS WE'RE LOCKING YOU IN FEDERAL RESERVE

So he goes to the lady at the whorehouse, he goes, Miss,

You should've shot A-Rod.

I know you're working. I'm so sorry.

I've always got Little River Band loaded up here. I've got six disks in here.

Go get em guys A lot of energy a lot of focus

Are you stupid? Or are you deaf?

I’m the winner! I’m the winner! Everyone saw it!

Bob? What are you doing here?

You Probably Think Because Of The Beard That I'm Really Hairy.. .. shaved.

You get back here and Tell me wife happy birthday

Game day Jonny and Cat driving into London

- I've got big boy pants on! - No!

Cops still argue to this day why Danson and Highsmith jumped.

He is my dance partner, Terry. Okay?

Ershon's leading it.

The cucumber accents the water in such a way

- What? - Like a little...

Well, well, well. What do we got here?

- Holy shit! - They chased us 20 miles.

I don't wanna do this.

- Tell him! - Yeah, do as they say. Stop the transfer.

Go get em guys. Lotta energy, lotta focus.

jon, you put our PE work plan 1st, i give you $100 It' not a bribe.

All right. Goodbye, buddy.

America has always been defined by its excess.

I assure you, I have no idea what you're talking about.

So, I did some more research on Ershon's accounting firm,

- I'm talking to you. - What?

I've always got LastPass loaded up in here.

Let's clean the slate right now. Fresh start.

You reply all to my email distro, you get my callsign right!

When that happens, stop.

I'll tell you what I did as a little kid.

Tomorrow, 8am somewhere in Manhattan

If we wanna hear you talk,

My Suburban shit one of these last night.

Wow, what a musical.

Who's the man you’re seeing? Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

Well, don't ignore it.

Receiving A Customer Return Only To Find Missing Parts...

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine.

Every time you say, Be safe, it tears me apart.

Who should be President?

Well, what did you do? What'd you do about it?

Of course it's weird.

My waistline's furious

Yall need to learn to gif

It's no big deal. You look really, really nice.

YOU LISTEN TO THAT SONG NON SARCASTICALLY?

No. Believe me, everybody that was in on this orgy was more than willing.

I'm just gonna ask you guys, please, come on, really.

I’m the winner

And believe me, there were some discrepancies

His largest clients include Schering-Plough and Lendl Global.

Game day Jonny and Cat driving into London for game day

You know, they're just some people I owe money to who wanted to be here.

that a man who talks behind somebody's back is a coward.

You get back here and Tell my wife happy birthday

Anyway, little bit of a rush, gentlemen, if you don't mind. Thank you.

Yeah, and then to top it all off, some joker comes along

Really, No one is interested in this?

9:25, let's have a great day, everybody!