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to make fun of the fairy that lived up the street.
What are you doing?
It involves a mannequin hand and an electric shaver taped to a golf club.
I can feel that tingling in my balls you were talking about.
Posted.
Come on.
We have a place that's safe. All right.
I JUST WANNA GO SOMEWHERE AND HATE LEBRON RIGHT NOW!
BUNKER BITCH
me playing diablo 4 so that i can criticize it better
Hey, Bilbo Baggins Where are your shoes?
Seriously, slow the car down! We're approaching the crime scene!
But I wanna hear you scream!
I'll be there in two minutes exactly.
Guess where we just came from? An explosion at your accounting office.
Other guys
The 1911 koozie accents the 814 cider in such a way
We're going to the car, and we're going after this case.
- I need you to be straight with me. - Straight with us.
You get
Let’s even the odds!
9:24, let's have a great day, everybody! - Cut the shit!
He's been dodging this case for too long and I want answers.
Here's what we're talking about. We're talking about a bunch of hobos
Who's the man who did that to you?!?!
Noon. Let’s have a great day, everybody!
You're a nice lady.
Look, I'm wearing a belt!
Bandy Dunie alert! Bandy Dunie alert! Who wants some Bandy Dunies?
I have to tell you, I am tremendously excited by this deal.
You just signed your own death warrant, Hoitz!
YOU GET BACK HERE AND RING THE BELL
FUCK LEBRON, LOL. GOOD TWEET, GOOD TWEET.
Like my cock was made out of concrete.
Kris Patchett chasing Cliff
- A desk pop? - Yeah.
I mean, that girl Christinith was seriously hot.
Cut the crap.
- Move! Let's go. - Come on!
Tremendous.
So he goes home, his dad goes, What happened? What happened?
These guys are pros
I just wanna make sure I get it right.
NO MEMES. NO MEMES. I CAN'T DO IT. I CAN'T DO IT
It's a bad time chris*
İşimizi yapmayalım diye bize para teklif ediyorsun. You're Offering To Pay Us Money To Not Do Our Job.
Okay. Thanks for coming by.
It's gonna be a nice evening.
to invest their $30-billion fund more aggressively.
I'm a Peacock Captain
Got some horrible reviews coming out of the gate.
THANKS FOR THE F-SHACK... LOVE CHEATIN PETE AND THE BOYS.
And the kid's happy with the two bucks?
- You can trust us. - Real quiet.
Stay focused on the case, man. I'll see you in Jersey tomorrow.
Try to stay out of trouble, boys.
You lose that battle 9 times out of 10
You're a nice lady
I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!
We were gonna do a Chechen version of Dora the Explorer.
They do not care!
Birthday Bitch! Birthday Bitch!
Joshua Palmer alert. Joshua Palmer alert. Who wants some Joshua Palmies?
Then we took a closer look. It was definitely a deer vagina.
Here's the other thing.
Needless to say, I fell for him immediately.
Stick Man Randomness LOL Pivot Randomness
What accounting firm is closed at 11:00 a.m. On a Tuesday?
I feel like it's not fair that they have a helicopter!
She was interested in taking this class at The Learning Annex, right?
that he'll be there for you if anything happens.
He was so convincing In their argument!
We got a big day out there. Big one.
I’m a peacock, sergeant Sloan, you gotta let me fly on this one
Do you remember we talked about that proxy vote a while back?
The greatest city on Earth, yeah!
We’re locking Joe Biden up In the federal reserve
- This was a very clever idea. - Yeah.
I don't get it, man. I just do not get it.
What is this traffic bullshit?
Shit!
You're kind of making things worse.
Barracudas tastes good. Let's go get some more barracuda.
We’re locking David Ershon in the Federal Reserve!
- You're a piece of work. - Thank you.
- Sweetie, it's a workstation. - Got it.
You keep hiding from Warzone 2.0 And eventually Warzone 2.0 comes to your front door
It's a rape whistle. You blow that if you run into any trouble
- Remember us, hotshot? - Of course I do. Please, sit.
Can't do it, Can't do it
Yeah, that's right.
BUNKER BITCH
Nobody leaves my house without making “Go Team” pictures with my department!!
Heard everything, mate.
They're junkies. Who cares? I mean...
Good tweet, good tweet.
I'm talking about doing some serious drinking.
It's gonna be a nice evening.
It's MATRIX!!! Are you stupid, or are you deaf?
Go Get Em Guys! you've got this!!!
Whether it's directing traffic...
I just saw something, and I thought of you, and so, I don't want it to be weird.
Nope.
God, this water is good. Terry, have you tried the water?
When they got Nicki Minaj to do a 10 foot booty drop finisher
I'm telling you, you were a pimp.
Can’t do it. I can’t do it.
- Wait! Can't you let me... - Take him away.
- This coffee table? - Yes. We don't put drinks on it.
No, no, no, I know. This'll be real quick.
It wants to get out. It wants to walk around.
Listen, we all know you're a scumbag, and nobody cares about you.
Another thing I hate about you? You always pay in exact change.
The kid starts crying, truck driver stops, he's all upset, he didn't mean...
for the Knicks game, with access to the Ambassador Club.
Gentlemen, I can get you obstructed view tickets for Rock of Ages.
Okay, so I put together a little bio, complete with pictures of Mr. David Ershon.
- Excuse me. - No more tickets.
Lendl Global, we're in everything
Jon, you don't have to be polite, okay? She looks kind of shitty.
Yes, sir.
- That little short bitch from Jersey Shore. - Yeah!
maybe giving different characters' perspectives throughout.
THANKS FOR THE F-SHACK LOVE, ROBINHOOD AND THE BOYS
Gator never been about that, never been about playing no Sandbags
- You cost me 20 grand on that game! - Douche bag.
now you're saying you don't want no scrubs.
Kurtis came into the er with poison ivy all on his balls
Brandon miss judging the corner and flying off the cliff
This is bad, Allen. This is bad.
I know it's very tempting.
- Too soon? - Why'd you say that?
You come into our house, you get my Senpai’s name right!
Janeco Gallery.
but I still get to make a doodie out in the woods.
You're just mad cause I have a nice coin purse
I don't know if he heard me. Bye, Terry!
Was it?
No cheese, no cheese! They don’t do it!
Miss Angie You play 2 much
At that moment, I knew. Hey, he's no pimp. Pimps don't cry.
it's not a bribe
You wanna talk to me? You wanna talk to me?
DAN .................................... ................................ADAM
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
've always got Rush loaded up here. I've got six disks in here.
Rub your dicks on the car as you're running away!
This is what i would call a spike shit
Why did you just get super jumpy?
So, as soon as I graduated from college,
You’re Drinking with Ron Bryan
- Outstanding. - Yeah.
gator dont play no shit
- Now he's walking home, right? Walking... - So she was satisfied with duck.
I bet because I have this beard you think I'm really hairy. Shaved...
The rest of Vipers BaRT wishing everyone a Happy New Year.
- She was much chubbier back then. - I don't get it. I really, I don't get it.
You turned my beautiful Prius into a nightmare!
Game 7 of the World Series.
Mood: We’re locking David Ershon in the Federal Reserve!
Yes.
Hey, hey, hey! We didn't exchange insurance information!
Are you dumb or are you deaf, its Christinith
It's not 9:15, but let's have a great day everybody.
Come on, Lake! Come on! I got Lake fever and it's catching!
And at first glance, you're like, it's just a mug that says FBI.
I woke up, I took the belt off my neck, and I got in my car, and I got out of there.
-good mileage? -oh, outstanding
He was so convincing In his argument!
As a floatation device.
I've always got Rush loaded up here. I've got six disks in here.
Baby, where are you? I wanna see you.
You touch him, I swear to God
Come on, seriously who is that? We’re the Mariners, basically the ‘27 Yankees
Looks like we’re going to jersey to visit an accounting for
- Hey, Douglas. How's the wife? - She died.
That was surprisingly good.
Go for Hoitz.
“I am gonna pay you interest, it will happen”
Jimmy? Let's talk about how that story made you feel.
I love it
The greatest country on Earth, yeah!
Go! Go!
Why are you calling yourself Gator?
Get out of the way, man!
and I say, Listen, my little sugar balls, whatever you do today,
Two good men are dead,
coming up against a full-grown, 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends?
Pass up the guns. Pass them up. Let's go, people.
Thanks for the F-shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys.
Almonds taste good Let’s go get some more almonds.
Roger and his team are gonna babysit you because I don't trust you,