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If you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that'd make sense.
ha ha ha Nick, You're Stupid ha ha ha Nick, You're Stupid
Hey Chewy, when was your last gong toll?
Someone's been listening to Morning Brew Daily
By 9:00 in the morning, it goes into the Lendl equity fund
You’re a nice lady
Arny Palmie Alert!!! Get those CERTs done!!!!
I mean, I saw a shadowy figure in the tunnel. I told him to stop.
But then at second glance, you're like, Female Body Inspector?
That’s called a soup kitchen
You don't happen to do any business for the state lottery, do you?
FEels like my cock is made out of concrete
You keep this thing real quiet, and you make sure you have real evidence,
Yeah, it's me. You were set up that night you shot me, Terry.
Just LeBron. It's not Captain LeBron. I don't have a kiddie show.
We gotta hear the other side of that call.
Could you imagine where'd you'd be in the Standings If you hadn't traded PCA
What's the matter? What happened with you guys?
He goes, Oh, my God, this is the greatest birthday ever. He does it again.
You did nothing.
I’m a folder holder now. And the CI guys? They're good guys.
What about 9 million socially conscious & unified citizens
You're Grounded for regennizing to eat tomatos or beans No more itchy and scratchy no more tv no more toys no more wellerman sea shanty no more true and the rainbow kingdom no more encanto no more bing and No more 4town GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!
Francine, it's Terry. Please don't hang up.
It’s Thomson. Are you stupid, or are you deaf?
You're not supposed to be doing this. You're supposed to be walking the beat.
Don't speak to her like that, Allen.
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go, lolli? Nope.
That's all right.
Hey, yo! Danson and Highsmith. We roll in heavy.
BITCH BUNKER BITCH
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal It sounds feminine
Pimps don't cry No, they don't shed a tear
Someone's been playing Grand Theft Auto.
Mamma Mia or Jersey Boys
.
I'm not gonna wreck!
A broken partnership.
- That's an official police car. - Could have fooled me.
Somebody’s sending wedding invitations
Corporate lobbyists are spending millions
- No offense, Bob. - That's all right.
I got myself a Subaru It's a hell of a machine
I know. Pretty tricky, though, huh?
you come to our house you say thank you to TRump!
- Who are those guys? - They're Chechen investors.
How Great Is Jersey Boys? It's Not Great. It's Fantastic!
Hey, I got a weird sense of humor
We’re locking David ershon in the federal reserve
So, what about you, Terry? Do you have a girl?
Dave Needs some walking around money
I'm tired of explosions and people pointing guns at me.
and everyone else stay here.
I don't know what you're talking about. Other guys references...?
- Hey, hey, you okay? - Hey.
And I went back there, and I pulled open that curtain,
will you say hi to michelle for me?
Sweetie, this one has the vodky, right here.
Gitmeme İzin Verebilirsiniz Ve her birinize 10 Milyon Dolar Vereceğim You Could Let Me Go, And I'll Give You $10 Million Each
Get away from me!
She actually became a TV actress. Heather Locklear.
I mean, look at this. This is nonsense!
Thanks for the F Shack Love, Dirty Mike & The Boyz
You listen to me, you Windsor knot-wearing monkey,
Clay Aiken. Clay Aiken.
Not an endorsement
Come on boys!
it'd end up bad. Bad for both of us.
Top Bottom
oh
Joel and his tall men. He loves them.
Hope You Like The Taste Of Prison Food And Vagina.
Okay? So just watch it.
Look, I'm sorry. I just...
. .
Your wife is crazy hot.
9:15 let’s have a great day everybody
Called The Art of Oral Sex?
And penis
im dirty mike and i like boys
It's the Frontline Narration App. It's only 99 cents.
What are you doing here?
Its christinith Are you stupid or are you deaf
9:15, Let's have a great day everybody! Cut The shit!
I heard it when he said it. Thank you.
I swear to God I'll blow your head all over this desk.
Yes! Yes!
Im here to support a friend, and a work colleague
*whispering* I LOVE IT!!!
You hear me? You hear me?
He tossed the Mossberg Pump And I said “Let’s Even the Odds”!
No back to backs. I can’t do, I can’t do it.
These braised short ribs taste like a dog's asshole.
Of course he's crying! He's a 13-year-old boy who's just had sex, twice,
9:10 let’s have a great game everybody!
There's no explosions at my desk.
- Terry, don't touch that! Terry! - Oh, my God!
and we're just get in there and we're gonna put some D's in some A's.
then we can go to Mauch.
Beautiful.
Who cares? It's not important, okay?
- I did that! - Oh, my God!
Set up a perimeter. No arrests until we get there!
cut the shit!
Let's do another fresh start, 'cause I just wanted to punch you in the face.
But Allen's Faceback app was able to get a match to their faces.
It’s X. Are you stupid or are you dumb?
and aggressively hunt you and your family.
Yeah, that's... That's messed up.
- Hi. - You must be Terry.
I'm here to support a friend and a work colleague.
Brent: You probably think because of the beard I’m pretty hairy But I’m not. All shaved
has only one client, David Ershon.
I NEED AN MRI!
The cucumber accents the water in such a way that...
I'm gonna need a priest and a bullhorn.
hour, hour 45, no problem
- Nice work. Thanks, Allen. - Thank you, Captain.
Right?
Let's Go Do Some Damage!
I'm a peacock, Captain! You gotta let me fly!
- You know, I was talking to Gene here. - He prefers Captain.
block
Trying to explain No such thing as Humane Slaughter..
...and the other guys.
- David! - Okay, sweetheart, bye-bye.
Any signs of a struggle or spent shells?
I only hope God lets them take their.357s with them to heaven.
- Are you really Allen's wife? - I know.
Why's she looking at you like that?
bye sarah ill never forget tonight
It’s klaudio! Are you stupid or are you deaf?
Are you stupid, or are you deaf?
But if you make a lot of noise
Hatty alert. Hatty alert. Who wants some Hatty?
Who in the world would slow roast a dog's asshole
Really?
What the hell is going on here?
That's it! Honey!
of not communicating once verbally.
- Is it a bad time? - No, come on. Come on.
- See? That's a no-go. - Hey, hey.
Thanks for the draft picks. Love, Dirty Mike and the boyz.
Look, it's starting to get a little weird, man.
As far as paperwork goes, we'll take care of it.
- 9:15, let's have a great day, everybody! - Cut the shit!
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
David. You're not returning my calls, so I'd like you to meet Roger Wesley.
I got bucs fever!
I made a promise to myself and to her that I would never get out of control again.
Come on, stay with me. Stay with me.
and someone with an actual gun will come and help you out.
I got this! I'll put one right in your neck.
No, you don't get it. There is a darkness inside of me. It wants to get out and walk around
She's a 10 Can i go now
How did you cover your losses up? What drug cartel are you working with now?
Who's the man that did that to you?
Can I ask what this is about?
There's no explosions at my home with my plain wife, in my plain house.
I’m the winner! Everyone saw it!
- Provide transportation services. - Yeah, yeah.
Police, don't move! Drop your weapons!
You probably think because of the beard that I'm really hairy, but I'm not.
He says, Let's even the odds!
It is a bribe. Son-of-a-bitch, I saw courtside and I went blind.
But then at second glance, you're like, Federal Boobie Inspectors?
We're in the high desert.
Good Tweet Good Tweet
And the reason why I act like you're a plain wife is that
She threw me out.
How do you get that from anything I just said?
You ready?
- Come on, seriously. Who is that? - His old lady.
- Okay. - Thank you, Sheila.
My waistline is furious
VP of a prison?
Guy by the name of Carl Bachand, CEO of Killister Bank.
I do. They're full of rich history.
you come to our house you get becky's name right!
You get back here and make love to my wife
I think we all experienced our own ballet here tonight. A ballet of emotion and feelings
SODA POP. BIG FRESH CAN OF SODA POP
I love your shoes.
It's about the construction permits you were talking about.
and from there it's transferred to a dozen offshore accounts.
Rob and his memes. He loves them.
I'm tapping out!
I'll burn this bitch down to the ground
They're using a wrecking ball to clean out Castien Jewelry.
No more!
Look, if we're gonna do this together, there's some issues we need to settle, okay?
- This is police evidence. Terry! Let's go! - Hey!
I'm asking you to stop.
Get up. And kill the police.
It's not COVID. – Of course it's COVID.