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Let me tell you about 20-year-olds, my friend.
I just wanted to drop off your Christmas present.
- Tell me about it. - What, you?
You mean the ex-future Mrs Dennis?
You stole a franchise from me!
The point is, my lady friend is an egghead,
This happened while we were broken up.
- And I was really offended. - Because...
You think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks??
which gives you women the right to choose, and you have chosen to abort me,
Tracy, what did you really want to say to James?
But there's a new thing called 'women's liberation,”
So I hide my feet from him for a couple of days,
Brothers talk to other brothers like that. I was being friendly.
Am I crazy? The guy's a disaster, right?
but there's never any time for Jack Donaghy, and that's a problem.
That's not the only thing around here that's fruity and precocious
"Rodney!
Jack? Is everything all right?
No. Kandahar.
OK, he's right. This is funnier.
We only had time for one more bit, and Tracy picked this one.
Really, dude? I got to move my coat?