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My brother, my homeboy, my n...
If that's true, then I'm taking you out to celebrate... a girls' night.
Well, now you're just being patronizzle.
Go ahead. Take the call, yeah.
It's how I decided to get a scooter instead of a bike.
Oh, my God!
It must be hard to get cell phone reception when she's so far up the president's butt.
Forget it. I'm not wearing this dress.
and I am my feet.
I had already bought it for you, so...
I got one last thing to say to you, and then I'll be out of your life forever.
Monday night is girls' night. I'm taking you out... 9:30.
"fag-o-tron," "gay bird,"
Hey, Dennis. You drop by to say hi to Liz?
OK, you need to write something great for him before this becomes a problem.
Hey, sorry I'm late.
Hey, I got doughnuts.
You want to...
"Pro. Fixed TV."
from "Land of the Lost," and you're trying to get a business loan.
I told him I'd watch him 'cause Teddy broke his ankle
Don't make me come over there and beat on you with my boom-booms!"
You try to make some people happy, but it doesn't work all the time.
Like Professor Marlin Luther King said, "I have a feeling."