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1
I've got nine home runs.
That's me.
Actually, it was.
## Ozzie and the Straw ####
Uh, sir.
Why doesn't he just let me bat?
[ Sniffs ]
Put a lid on it.
you'll barely be able to breathe.
Some of these guys have a bad attitude, Skip.
That's impossible.
6 or 7 injuries there's an outside chance...... But half the team injured I'd like to see that!
In your face strawberry
Aw, geez.
But you wouldn't know anything about that...
or Darryl Strawberry or--
[ Whistle Blowing ]
the American League, the National League...
Hey!
Sir, he's in no condition to play.
## We're talking softball ##
I'm in a hurry.
Homie, come to bed.
[ Thinking ] They're gonna win the city championship.
When the King wasn't rehearsing or exercising...
Yes, sir.
[ Ticking ]
But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job after that one comes out. But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job after that one comes out.
I thought you were a deer.
- You play right field. - Yes.
You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
You! Strawberry!
[ Laughing ]
[ Burns Chuckling ]
Damnation!
Mom, they're professional athletes.
I heard some guy got killed in New York...
Once you go in, you may never come out.
Men, stop that!
- Count me in. - I'm there.