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What are you doing with Mikey?
We'll do the "do it big" trip some other time.
from Positive Big Black Brothers and Sisters of America.
I've already showed it to her.
[DOORBELL DINGING]
Doesn't look too bad.
Go to your room! Now!
Yes. Jay-Z. Yes. Cousin of mine.
Barring an unforeseen catastrophe,
Hey! I'm closet-phobic.
Ain’t am clean Thoo!?
RILEY: I'm saying, you ain't have to ruin my shirt like that.
Nobody likes you, Huey,
[BOTH GROANING]
I'm talking to my grandson.
What? Hey, hey, hey. Quit playing, nigga.
Rizzla Oh that's so scary, you better get outa here and butthead yo nintendo switch for rizz
Hey there, Robert,
What? What? No!
Heh-heh-heh. Time to--
♪ Haters say, "ha" ♪
I don't know why I'm not cool.
He's your sitter.
Please. Mom. No!
Thank you, Jesus.
[GASPS]
Hey, Granddad. Uh, how's the trip?
Assuming he ever came back at all.
Okay, first of all, ain't nobody talking
Mercedes, Versace, white women. Niggers, niggers, niggers.
No TV No TV
Riley. Riley, I'm going to the store.
[COCKS]
Hmm. You want to know what women want, talk to a woman.
--go ahead and delete. Ha, ha.
Heh-heh. First cousin. More Cristal?
Uh... Yeah. Let me, uh, check my schedule.
[SIGHS]
[TOM SCATTING POORLY]
My name is Uncle Ruckus, and I will be nigger-sitting
Man, what we gonna eat?
You home early.
I started to hate Riley for driving Granddad away.
I'm tired of you two punkstersAll you do is fight, eat and fuck up my house.You think I wanna deal with this shit at the end of my life?You know what I'm gonna doFill the bathtub with water and drown both your little asses
Local calls only on my phone, thank you.
I had a skirt on and everything. Do you know what that means?