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[♪♪♪]
♪ Oh ♪
[GRUNTING]
Oh, excuse you, little lady.
All right, fine.
I left some, um, joke voicemails
Oh, hurry up. I'm trying to do it big.
[WHIMPERING]
♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪
You're grounded.
aint i clean tho
I mean, you married.
But I just showed it to her, then I walked straight to you.
Oh, Lord! Why has thou forsaken me?
because I am a licensed zoologist.
Oh, my God. What should we do? Games, hula-hooping, Hot Wheels?
What?
Sure, as long as I stay within the agreed parameters.
Yeah.
You know what?
Why not?
leave 'em for dead and then hope for the very worst.
♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪
Don't take me, let me go!
I'm tired of you two punkstersAll you do is fight, eat and fuck up my house.You think I wanna deal with this shit at the end of my life?You know what I'm gonna do
Why does it always have to end up like this?
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Yeah-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Let them all kiss all over me, and...
except Granddad set up a nanny cam.
It might be time to bring Mr. Bitches back out
Why can't we take turns?
But I wanna drink Cris.
Were come in mice and rat on the battle royale CHUCKY YOU STOP ANNOYING ME
[SIGHS]
Hijacking is against the law.
Oh, hold on, I know what he said.
[MAN CHEERING]
I can't even go to dinner. I can't even go to a damn movie.
Oh yeah!