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He don't even like black people.
This nigger must have lost it.
[HUMMING]
- All I can say is... Running from your problems Just makes them worse.
but you're not supposed to drink it.
Granddad left 'cause of you.
What, you want some, nigger? Huh?
Yes, and don't you go snitching.
MAN: Get outta here. Go next door-- Psych. Come on in.
Oh, all the things that they done--
Say hello to the bad guy.
- Noah, please don't take away my LeapBand.
Arthur, this means no TV for a week. What? Otherwise, there will be no more television for a week. No television for a week. No television for a week. No more TV for a week.
I hate damn airports!
Do not say "bomb" at the airport.
[♪♪♪]
So I think I should be in charge.
Sir, I don't have time for this.
I'd like a sandwich myself. All my bologna is gone.
You have 22 unheard messages. First message:
Well, his, um--
I'm telling you, Tom, they drive women away.
You went to the store for two weeks?
Mikey Goes to Jail from Kid Pulls Fire Alarm to Skip Test He Live To Reject it. No TV No TV
Please do not bring AK-47s onto the plane.
MAN: Man, I'm having the best time ever.
We're gonna run out of food in a few days.
♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪
[CHUCKLES]
[MAN LAUGHS]
I am not going to ask you again! Get... in the car.
I'm Young Reezy. I goes where I wanna go.
I'm tired of you two punkstersAll you do is fight, eat and fuck up my house.You think I wanna deal with this shit at the end of my life?
'Cause you's a bitch.
What are you watching? Show me what you’re hiding! 'Cause you's a bitch.
[BOTH GRUNT]