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it put pressure on Lana,
It's no fun if you just admit you're a loser right away.
Do you think I ruined Cyril too?
Bartender, the biggest bottle on your highest shelf!
I'm doing this, right?
I'm talking about when I officiated
I asked you where you go to have fun,
Insurance policy!
Penis
As in they have a single year to live?
♪ ♪
Oh, thank God.
Ha, the scientist!
Because he was happy and good at his job
I am getting so many good tattoo ideas.
I tried to give myself a tattoo of a witch skull
If you really want to liven things up,
And I've got the perfect reminder.
Cyril!
Because I didn't know you were monsters!
Crashing a school bus through another school bus?
Aaaaand it's just a receipt.
No. No chopping.
the cowboy or the scientist?
[dramatic music]
I was banking on some sort of acid.
You know they cut down an acre of rain forest
-I'll be at the bar. -PAM: Darts.
I didn't know boats could burn.
Oh, shit, I already said that part.
Don't worry.
I see a fountain pen.
-What? -Oh, God.
[gasps] Who's ready to party?
-Shot! -Mm.
Cyril, for the last time,
[engine revs]
Cyril and I were...
Make it three.
To chop up a civilian?
a loser.
We...got this.
-Uh-huh. -PAM [over phone]: Penthouse.
The boss can get new microchips for...
It's from a little boy punching me