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God damn it, did you people
[gasps] We should get matching tattoos!
Maybe I am a loser.
but I'm afraid to tell anyone.
It really is.
This better be good.
No.
D'OH!
Well, there's plenty of fish in the sea
-But we have nerve gas. -[canister beeps]
Oh, my G--[laughs]
or we're dead.
-What were they for? -Why would I know?
Um, why did it explode?
but I'm down to rage before my rage.
the booze tank.
You didn't check his pulse?
With me?
I just come here to pick up lonely, horny women.
Right, Carl?
This group/night is so lame.
Sorry, I thought you'd at least
-Next time for sure, buddy! -[cell phone buzzes]
No, I took that.
I think he mixed two blues with a green.
from that warehouse you blew up today.
That seems...extreme.
before we could consummate our relationship.
Uh, nothing, dear. Enjoy your stars.
No idea what it is.
FAWAD: So, ladies, interloper...
Whoa, Cyril, leaving so soon?
-Krieger? -Will you hurry up?
which led to her marital problems,
Hey, can I get a couple light beers?
Then you should not have crossed us.
and you're probably gonna laugh.
Are we not saying sabbatical anymore?
Stop doing that.
[chuckling] Pam thinks I ruined Cyril
And it has been a while.
W-we should probably go get her.
Also, I didn't know the vat would explode.
have these T-shirts in your car?