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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Well, there's plenty of fish in the sea
Cyril, I am genuinely trying to reach out.
Focus! We're in a car chase!
Yeah, it's a real butterfly effect.
Uh, think he meant with the dead guy.
A stripper dressed specifically like Prince Fawad?
Lana invited me to join you.
I trust her.
Archer, he has a gun.
Obviously we're too drunk,
and they're gone.
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I think I might need a new bandage.
[lounge music]
[cries]
Holy shit, is that--
Come to think of it,
to his Chaos Dwarf.
Shot!
it's just another school night.
Amen.
Yeah...
-WOMAN: Creep. -Failed child kidnapper.
Anyway, do planetarium shows end,
Put him in a body bag!
Ugh, might as well.
My fingers are whispering!
W-wait, you don't know what the microchips were for?
Oh.
We're gonna be here all night.
-How about a drink? -Mescal?
-While you can. -Come on, it's fun.
Yeah, yeah, with magical cane gas.
BOTH: Ugh!
Sploosh! My man!
MAN: And I'm weak from blood loss.
-No! -Nah, just friends.
Maybe it's just a stripper.
Look, the important thing is that we got the microchips,
Wait, one more question:
But wow, very full of gas.
-PAM: Whoa! -Oh, no.
-[line trilling] -Hi, Sara? Yeah.
See, Mother, the explosion was good for seals.
so you're all invited to come melt your tits off.
[gasps] Forehead!