Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, don't touch that. It's from Jeff. He says nobody but Abed can open it.

How silly of me.

The waiter felt bad for spilling the beans about Abed's homage,

You and I hung out more last year.

Why are you dressed like Mr. Rogers, talking like Frasier?

Chang made me. He seduced me with his Chinese powers.

Jeff says there's some kind of speed bump.

I say, "Jump into the background of what exactly?"

Hey, uh, could I get a Macallan, neat?

I put the damn thing on and I went door-to-door.

But I loved Abed. Everyone did.

Yep. Yeah, Willy exaggerates.

I like your sweater. Did it come with a golden retriever?

I put my job on the line for this stupid party

They get right down to brass tacks.

I got Indiana Jones' real whip from him. He moves 70 of those a year.

I'm not jealous.

They said "market price."

I think maybe early March, I got this Facebook message.

Wondering if Abed's new best friend also got him the best gift?

Looking for work? Heh.