Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He says, "Background of this scene.
All your tips? Wait, wait, all of them?
Who needs any pop culture? TV, movies, to hell with all of it.
Sure. Tight, heavy lid.
- Has anyone seen this film? - Am I the hero or love interest?
Wait, you went? When? Over spring break.
finding my first chest hair in the shower, my first apartment,
Courteney had nailed it.
I take my first step, as a child, learning to walk as Chad.
Watched Cougar Town. As if he didn't want people to like him.
Here's as real as I get under the circumstances.
It's just a movie about, uh, two guys talking at a restaurant.
And in the last paragraph, they said, "You could come visit the set."
Everybody hates Brian
Check, check, check. Bye.
I mean, to be able to talk this openly.
Bleh. "That way."
The world is a sick place full of sick, sick people.