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how can I be in Cougar Town?
Ah, pfft.
Pretty gay, man. Pretty gay.
playing soccer at Cougar Town Junior High,
and in 30 seconds, he hadn't made a reference to anything.
Thank you. Well, before I can react, this girl stands me behind this patio
Like Data or Johnny 5 or Mork
Well, I'm hot, and my balls are touching a zipper.
I'll kill you! What?
With each step, it becomes easier.
Walk through it. Walk through Cougar Town."
Man, I really wish you two got along better.
where the actors are doing their scene.
I don't know, mental episode, saying people were made of clay, stuff like that.
And, honestly, once the shame and the fear wore off...
Guys, no.
Dude, I know I'm preaching to the choir, but...
While I was wasting time trying to make you happy,
so I said to the director, "One more take?"
Cougar Town.
Go home, Pierce. The party's canceled.
Has that been researched?
Eight hundred and she stays fired. Deal.
Excellent choice, sir Yeah, I nailed it
birthdays, weddings, car crashes, taxes,
The point being, you don't have to worry about being normal
So I sold my action figures and bought a ticket to Los Angeles.
The point is, I'd been a fool. No. Everybody poops their pants.