Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Plans. Concepts.

-We're having a victory party. -Okay.

He taped it up on his cash register with all of the other bad checks.

...Jerry Seinfeld, big or little...

Memes… schemes…

-You don't even have a fridge, do you? -Well, not here.

Did you pick up a chicken from the farm or what

That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it

Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter...

-That's the way it works. -When did you tell George to be here?

Well, Marcelino, he has cockfights in the back of his store.

...for aiding and abetting a known fugitive.

I can't just marry you.

You wouldn't date that girl from Queens...

I'm gonna take down your check anyway.

-How did you know about that? -Marcelino.

I love this relationship. I feel so liberated.

Oh, these eggs are disgusting.

Well, what happened? Did something hurt your ankle?

How long are you gonna be in here for?

So are you the head of the foundation?

Even Mijo has to turn 20.

I swear to God, if you Friday GIF me, you are gonna be so sorry!

Little Leni just put on 100 grams in under 2 days

Well, she'll still be an ex-con.

I need some make-my-girlfriends-jealous time.

Jerry, it's 3:30 in the morning. I'm on IMS

Yeah, if you've got a loser. But Little Jerry was born to cockfight.

-I like the way he handles himself. -Oh, yeah.

Johnny Love, its 3:30am and Im at a cockfight

I've tried it straight, Jerry. We've all seen the results.

That's it. I'm gonna send you $50.

-How long do they usually last? -Five seconds.

...thanks to your generous donation.

I got a cockfight to worry about

Is he from the future?

- Is that good?? - I don’t know.

And the best part is, if things go really well....