Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MYCROFT: Irene Adler; Professionally known as The Woman.

DNA tests are only as good as the records you keep.

- I don't smoke. - No, I know you don't,

For instance...

Oh, Jeanette, please.

It's all right now, I'll have a look at that.

(SMOKE ALARM RINGING)

Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?

I'm assuming I missed something.

There's a margin for error, but I'm pretty sure there's a 747

Look at us both.

No, I think he knows exactly where.

- So, they are in this room. - Thank you. John, man the door,

It's hardly my fault you weren't listening.

- What did you say? - You're right.

to the back of the head from a blunt instrument;

so it's almost worth it.

There was a man, an MOD official and I knew what he liked.

- Why would I need you? - No reason at all.

Oh, a power play.

It would help if you were a tiny bit more specific.

Hmm, and somebody loves you.

No, I mean you're going to find her dead.

- People who want to kill me. - Who's that?

Instead of what?

Apparently it's going to save the world, I'm not sure how that could be true,

I think it was less than five seconds.

Well, I'm going out for a bit.

in the last year and recently ended the marriage of a prominent novelist,

And the hiker is taking a moment, looking at the sky.

Now, tell that sweet little posh thing the pictures are safe with me.

Okay, the smoking, how did you know?

One lonely, naive man, desperate to show off,

not 240 different types of tobacco ash.

Coventry all over again

that's quite clearly a three, but after that the sequence

That noise, the one it just made.

Thank you for the final proof.

There you are, brother.

Probably not true.

Next, you can stop pointing that gun at me.

Then give him a puzzle and watch him dance.

- You composing? - Helps me to think.

I love this, those little conversations of ours.

Maybe two ideas.

- (DOORBELL RINGING) - Shut up!

- So, what's the plan? - We know her address.

Vatican cameos!

I see you've got a new boyfriend, Molly, and you're serious about him.

I've always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage.

- That's the title. - What does it need a title for?

We're going to have a visitor. I'll need a bit of time to get ready.

There's no such thing as too much.

Closed forever.

Are you going to tell me what's going on?

and then... Who was after the boring teacher?

I'll do the talking.

There's more, loads more.

(SIGHS) I am seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray.

Hey, are you okay?

(MYCROFT SIGHS)

Inside his coat he's got a stub from his boarding pass,

So you faked your own death in order to get ahead of them?

though he was mostly upside-down, as I recall.

No, I mean it. It's heartwarming.

- Where is it, anyway? - Safest place I know.

Something big's coming, isn't it?

Treat her like royalty, Mycroft.

- Molly, want a drink? - It still says 1,895.

- I've learned not to trust this woman. - Mr. Holmes doesn't...

Fine, I'll tell him and I still won't help you.

to extort either money or favour.

Mycroft, I don't do anonymous clients.

Sherlock, I have to give this to Mycroft, it's the government's now.

because it would have been in your coat, wouldn't it?

It can't be your birthday, no disrespect,

There, I've said it now, I'll even walk your dog.

he had to take a call.

Only a jumbo is wide enough to need a letter K or rows past 55,

He's Mr. Punchline.

Is that loathing or a salute?

is her get-out-of-jail-free card. You have to leave her alone.