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"Hmm, you look sexy on Crimewatch, let's have dinner."
Now, for God's sake!
He's on his way.
Or were you too bored to notice the pattern?
You'll be fine in the morning. Just sleep.
So...
- Well, you know. - I know what?
(INHALES DEEPLY)
As you were kind enough to point out, it hardly matters.
Sentiment?
(WOMAN MOANS AS TEXT MESSAGE ALERT)
- A long time? - Hmm, ages.
She's dead.
- Is she back in London? - No.
Better check it, Dr. Watson.
- about the aluminium crutch. - Thank you.
- That's her, isn't it? - Show me the rest of her.
Oh, he's good, isn't he? I should have him on a leash.
Do you really think you'll have news by then?
There now, we're both defrocked.
try not to punch him.
That's why I decided to tell him that.
- Two. - She didn't tell me,
I don't know how she swung it but, uh...
You have no idea how much havoc I can cause
In fact, you're seeing him this very night and giving him a gift
SHERLOCK: People have died. MORIARTY: That's what people do!
your pupils dilated
007. 007 what?
What do you think of my solution?
I don't have a dog!
If they've guessed you've got it, they'll be watching you.
in every possible variant available to the English language.
We ran a similar project with the Germans a while back,
- Mr. Holmes, I think we need to talk. - So do I.
Obviously trying to compensate for the size of her mouth and breasts...
leaving Heathrow tomorrow at 6:30 in the evening for Baltimore.
Except you let John know that you're alive and therefore me.
(Family Weeping)
I've lost him. I don't know what...
I'll burn you.
(CAR ENGINE SPUTTERING)
He fell out of a window.
and exactly one way to stop me.
Well, you barely knew her.
So you can point a gun at me?
Any ideas?
Well, now, have you been wicked, Your Highness?
Besides, I might want to see her again.
Did nobody notice the earring?
Yes, it is.
(SIGHS)
And that's as modest as he gets. Pleasure to meet you.
The Ice Man
Which was his big mistake.
No, but I will have the camera-phone, though.
She'd applaud your choice of words.
I know one of the policemen. Well, I know what he likes.
Mrs. Hudson has been attacked by an American,
To somethingyano7 on deviantart: may I see these requests (Himespetchi and Mametchi Bouncy love) (True and the bouncy kingdom, Lovelin’s bouncy fun, Amy Cream and Blaze bouncy trio and smurfette’s bouncy fun)
the ones I've heard.
(CONTINUES SNIFFING)
Okay.
Oh, will I?
- the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers? - Hello, yes.
Well if you've been listening, you'll know she didn't.
- (WOMAN MOANS AS MESSAGE TONE) - What was that?