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- You're like a unicorn. - I am not a unicorn.
Maybe it has something to do with nuts. They’re like a tool, but also testicles.
I just want to figure out how to do it and get it over with.
I guess I can make an exception... Professor.
Maybe it has something to do with the small parts. They’re required, but also genitals metaphors.
Look how gorgeous Doreen is tonight.
- This is your car. - Keep it.
You wing man me, I wing man you.
Problem solved.
I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable
I love it!
and starts looking for a place to hang his hat.
There’s an AC joke here
"Hot blonde, spanish class"?
when was the last time you actually scored?
- I actually have no problem with that. - I think I could do that.
I was thinking about how I want to squeeze in a quick gallop .
I'll be here... Rethinking my way of life.
Well, if I answer now,
WHEEL OF REMORSE
- I always know what you mean. - Can't wait for you to meet her.
All the condoms are faulty.
- Fortune cookie? - Isn't it great?
Can you ever really own a horse?
There we go.
Can we...
It's pretty shallow.
The "p" word has entered into play.
how to put a condom on a,
It burns!
"no! Stop being so aware of us!"
I don't like those apples.
with someone they can have a real conversation with.
I'll give you 250 if you don't finish telling me.