Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

give each other a happy, roll over

You don't... Wow.

Huh. That's weird.

you know, "We hate girls, we wish we were gay,"

I think you made the right call, buddy.

Their big, lovely apartment...

I'm going to go... I'm gonna take a little walk.

I mean, look arou...

Barney and I were going through a tough time.

This is awesome.

no-banging-the-nanny policy.

'Cause what she found with her husband

All right. All right.

thinking about leaving it all behind,

By the way, my friend and I, we're not a couple.

we can totally afford two places.

Oh, who is this little angel?

that has stood the test of time is this one.

instead of talking about feelings all the time,

and you're already a terrible father.

Something that happens to all New Yorkers

But this part was kind of fun.

That's a funny story.

Well, the universe gets it wrong sometimes.

and scoop up some kids. - Mmm.

for the last time, this place is enormous--

We found the line. It's good we know where it is.

So he was kind of in a bad place.

my friend and I, both straight,

Based on all the stuff you've done to them over the years,

And a broken home?

Okay, how the hell does Barney have a baby?

and there'll be swords and ninja stars lying around.