Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can I borrow your phone?

Of course I'm gonna keep my job.

Thank you. And now you're stepping off the crazy bus.

You can't move to Long Island!

I've moved on to weird pregnancy sex dreams.

We're moving to East Meadow.

Yeah, but that was the '80s, when you could just swing by

if we were both gay, you'd be my first call.

Nope. Stuck with girls.

Did Guy the guy guy get you a baby guy?

They have a little pouch.

Bro-parents activate!

But this house is so nice.

My suit guy, my shoe guy, my ticket guy, my club guy.

So, there was talk of a cheese plate?

Word. Guys understand each other.

And, uh, let's be honest,

And you totally join in, right?!

Just think of it, Ted, you and me,

I wouldn't have to choose

Maybe I just need you guys more than you think.

You had no reason to think otherwise.

Barney's single again!

Ted almost adopted a baby.