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Let's go sit down.
Totally understandable. I'm not mad.
She had some root beer on the train.
Okay, fine. How about this?
She's super cute, though, right?
but the realtor staged the place with fake furniture
All right, you got me.
and then see if it's still a good idea tomorrow.
First, he cheated on his girlfriend with Robin,
- Hey, let's talk baby names! - Barney...
You know. You know.
When's the last time you fed her?
No!
any inner-city playground in your limo
Oh. Too bad you're not selling this place.
This is why bro-parenting works!
that we would just stay at the house
not gay, single, have a baby.
we die.
And we kind of sort of decided to...
about Long Island.
No, I'm done with Pregnancy Brain.
Which means there's a chance that adopting a baby--
So what you're saying is,
But when your bro-parent walks in on you
There's already a tire swing in the backyard.
That's "what it is I do."