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I slid the rent under your door, Harold. Did you get it?
- Ten thousand? - Cash!
I’m a pod.
Septiembre 30, 2004 (de)
Clean. Goodbye. She's gone.
I told Elaine about an apartment opening up in my building.
...which can last for years and years.
When you voluntered for changeroom duty for MiltonShowChoir
It was all over.
You're really altering your whole self-image.
This is Jerry. He's the one who got me the apartment.
Okay.
I love the one they do right after this one.
Septiembre 25, 2004 (de)
You're out somewhere with people. Gee, you look pregnant. Are you?
- Come in for two minutes. Sit with me. - I was just in there. It's embarrassing.
I don't know why you're fooling around with this ring.
My censoring system broke down.
I mean, the bull charges, you move the cape...
BUT, SUDDENLY...A NEW CONTENDER HAS EMERGED
Religion, my friend. That's what happened to me.
I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex...
Manny, look. Kramer put mousse in his hair.
Looks is so subjective.
What are you talking about?
February 24, 1974th
...is making a lot of noise at 3:00 in the morning?
You know what I mean? Big chair, nice screen, remote control.
I'd like to have a kid.
- It stinks up there. - Manny?