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I'm serious.
Yeah, that's crazy.
And yes, I'm gonna do something crazy, too.
Lily and Marshall decided to sell it for one simple reason.
No, listen. You and I are drunk.
James and Tom to Thanksgiving?
Right. Where do you keep your diapers?
just guy stuff.
Marshall was fed up with his job at GNB and was
Thanks.
We're having a baby!
were beginning a new chapter in their lives.
What? No.
Hi, I'm Clive.
Would you mind calling Marshall and telling him that?
...shrank.
Okay, after Thanksgiving, I'm cutting out carbs.
We're having a baby!
Please.
my two hot nannies, our pet cobra...
If anyone should be done with girls, it's me.
The only partnership in my life
this decision right now.
they respect us enough to sneak around.
I'm not sure you ever liked them.
might not be a good idea.
So you're just gonna have to get yourself a third nanny.
No, no, no. I'm not going anywhere with you.
We don't have any.
24 hours, then we're moving to Long Island!
Okay, I change my mind. I want an epidural.
You all right?
That's when I realized:
Just minus the wife.
so I just got her some wee-wee pads.
I know.
Daddy's home.
Do you think I should've become a Ghostbuster?
We stay in the city during the week, then on the weekend,
Yes.
Number one: it's Brooklyn's fart trail.
Barney is one of my best friends in the world, we rarely fight,
So Barney and I--
Okay, how is this even possible?!