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Was it bad?
18 months ago in this room.
- Oh, wow! - Wow!
- Jesus! Get out! - Stand up, Jonas, come on!
Liam, what happened?
'(LAUGHS) Yeah.'
Can you open the gate?
No, no.
Not for him.
There's a scar on here.
Easy.
It could be fun, we could, um...
I'm a serial monogamist.
'You're going to get every bit of Fion... '
Well, it was big enough to do your head in.
Did you use a condom or not?
LAUGHTER
and I guess we forgot, but now we've remembered, so...
probably to some millionaire Chinese perve.
Oh!
And I don't like him, not like that, not now.
It's been too long, too long.
- It's a tick! - Or the start of the swastika.
I'm joking, Jonas.
You can make people remember getting lost
So, is that new info?
like the thickness of the wedding invitation paper
So not a week or a month. Six months.
I'm sorry.
Look, Liam, it's morning, mate.
Just do what he says.
Jonas.
Easy.
All right, now, you thought the carpet was bad, have a look at this.
That's what I said.
It's still on there, is it?
'(LAUGHS) No, it was like dormouse.'
It was...
Really?! Yeah.
'rescue Jodie from the paedophile babysitter!
is litigation in retrospective parenting cases.
'Or I will crack your skull and I will gouge your fucking neck.'
'Liam. Is Fi with you?'
Yeah, that feels quite nice.
Jonas is Mr Marrakesh?!
BABY'S TOYS TINKLE
Please.
No, I mean, just...
- 'Hey, it's good to see you. - 'Good to see you, too.
Yes.
I don't know, yeah?
Jonas was just explaining why relationships are a sham.
I'm fucking joking again, Jonas!
(LAUGHS) Yeah, time does that.
MOANING FROM SCREEN
Oh, great.
It's a brave choice.
Then why invite him over?