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Yes.
I'm joking, Jonas.
Oh, great.
It could be fun, we could, um...
That's what I said.
probably to some millionaire Chinese perve.
Easy.
- Jesus! Get out! - Stand up, Jonas, come on!
Well, it was big enough to do your head in.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, time does that.
And I don't like him, not like that, not now.
'Liam. Is Fi with you?'
There's a scar on here.
No, no.
It's been too long, too long.
Jonas.
Oh!
MOANING FROM SCREEN
'(LAUGHS) No, it was like dormouse.'
It was...
- Oh, wow! - Wow!
LAUGHTER
It's still on there, is it?
is litigation in retrospective parenting cases.
So not a week or a month. Six months.
Jonas is Mr Marrakesh?!
Jonas was just explaining why relationships are a sham.
'You're going to get every bit of Fion... '
Was it bad?
I'm sorry.
All right, now, you thought the carpet was bad, have a look at this.
'(LAUGHS) Yeah.'
'rescue Jodie from the paedophile babysitter!
Can you open the gate?
I'm a serial monogamist.
No, I mean, just...
18 months ago in this room.
- It's a tick! - Or the start of the swastika.
BABY'S TOYS TINKLE
I don't know, yeah?
You can make people remember getting lost
- 'Hey, it's good to see you. - 'Good to see you, too.
'Or I will crack your skull and I will gouge your fucking neck.'
Yeah, that feels quite nice.
So, is that new info?
Liam, what happened?
Really?! Yeah.
Just do what he says.
It's a brave choice.
Not for him.
and I guess we forgot, but now we've remembered, so...
Then why invite him over?
Look, Liam, it's morning, mate.
Did you use a condom or not?
Easy.
I'm fucking joking again, Jonas!
Please.
like the thickness of the wedding invitation paper