Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi, Jobina. Uh, I'll be back.

[Barnswell] What are you, a child?

Oh, of course, of course. Anytime.

KITT, I need a visual on Ron Austin.

and there's no way I'm gonna spend the next 25 in prison.

It's a real nice place if you're thinking of retirement.

We're not giving up on Ron Austin, are we?

Michael is... indisposed.

Except to make counterfeit money,

I have a constitutional right to know what's going on.

It's such a nice, decent little town.

As Michael would say, thanks, pal.

Spinning my wheels.

That is the story that will launch me into big-city journalism.

He will. Leave it to me.

[Devon] Charles Barnswell, retired federal employee.

You said to detour Junior Agent Larkin. Well, dig this.

- I'll see what I can do, Michael. - Is there anything this car can't do?

Just part of my past, KITT.

Here's my style.

And whatever breaks, it's my exclusive, right?

as the saying goes, long gone.

Aunt Martha, they're everywhere. I couldn't get within a hundred yards of Hallelujah Press.

A fella like that in Alpine Crest? Why?

Yeah, that's a thought.

Don't answer that.

[KITT] "Wally and the Beaver"? That doesn't compute, Michael.

Believe it or not, it involved infiltrating...

Uh... Uh... [KITT] Michael, I'm sure it's no problem.

[Siren Wailing]

finding out their town didn't have a low crime rate after all?

Imagination? You wouldn't know the meaning of the word.

You're missing the climax here. The knitting lady is slipping a thing around a mannequin.

There's no record of his prints,

Boy, I don't believe this place. It's like it's frozen out of the '50s.

and in 24 hours I'll know everything there is to know about Michael Knight.

When you see him, tell him that Barnswell worked for the C.I. A...

I gotta get through! It's counterfeit!

[Tires Squealing]

Wait, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just forget about your good-bye story for a minute and listen to me.

will stay you from your appointed rounds.

Now, if you weren't with your Aunt Martha playing bridge during that time,