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Or your friendship.
Or I'm gonna grab you by the back of that two-dollar haircut
Can I have everyone's attention, please?
I'm sorry. I just thought that as a urine-lab technician
Seeing as he's your patient and you're a surgeon,
$4.50 for the salad. $2 for the apple juice you put in the urine container.
So, thanks to you, Sean blew me off, but I'm OK.
- You mean Tamika and Fuqua? - You should talk to Carla.
Because, Bruce, then she would think I was crazy, that's why.
You. Not you. Nor you.
Why don't you wanna be dating?
Does this shade of red make me look like a clown?
What?
You're forcing me to say what I prayed I'd never have to say again to a woman.
It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.
That was the hottest slap I've ever gotten.
Is it me or do those two seem less awkward around each other?
Yo. For a second I thought you weren't coming, dude.
- Jackass. - Look who's here.
Do you think the New Elliot would like to go to dinner tonight?
who told me that my son rolled over for the first time.
I hate to interrupt this one-gal pep rally, Barbie,
Barbie, I actually see your point.
After that, the day got worse.