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Ever since I met you, it's been like this one-way street.
Big "who cares?" Not about Jack rolling over for the first time,
I am so glad that we're dating again.
- Why the big deal? - You never tell me how you feel.
that get engaged but they never actually get married,
Please, put down the cup of urine.
It rocks. Get it now, thank me later.
That is not something that I'm happy about.
You're gonna be very pleased with the next 23 songs.
They rock. Book 'em now, thank me later.
This whole you leaving the room whenever I enter it thing that you're doing is...
Well, then, it's three. I mean, you're wrong.
I'll just pop my head in and tell him that he's going to die.
you didn't stumble across your own testicles, did you?
Have a great day.
and then out of nowhere you dumped me for your job.
I don't know what it is. That's just the way I've been my whole life.
Like pride in your work.
You're not trying to date a dolphin.
No, ma'am.