Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you?

Yea let’s go. I’m so NASTY!

Begging for a PEGing

Don’t be a nigga, be my nigga

Your dad is so Shiney

Are you here for Jay's party? Yes, I am Jay's party

What the hell are you talking about?

You’re The Bitch Bitch!!

I just want to fuck you.

I would rather watch Beautician and the Beast

-And you are Gina? - Gyna.

I don't want your giant box of pornography.

- Oh, shit. - She'd be like:

Tells these kids not to go to these celebrity shows and hate on them Because, look man this tonight in a world you don't want these problems again

Both y'all niggers going get clapped up when I get back.

And one of them exploded on my balls.

I want to tell you.

We have one. Houston, we have one.

- I can't. - Do it.

I am in a bad mood

I'm not trying to be sexy, man.

Dude, get the fuck OUT OF HERE!

it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.

You know, I never really go out with nice guys like you.

That's totally what's going to happen.

Yeah, you know what, most guys would be saying:

It doesn't say.

It's so hot in here.

HEY HEY HEY, MOTHERFUCKER!

That's the long and short of it.

Come on, sucker!

I'll give you a free pass on those other ones.

In the asshole!

I just wanna get drunk, fucked up, and play some N64!

Let me apologize to you first of all...

Brooklyn, okay?

You like to play Wordle!

I was sleeping with a woman recently, she had the...

Johann Gambolputty

I'm gonna send David home for the day...

You're putting the Kuma’s on a pedestal.

- No. - I know.

We don't say, "tap that." What are you talking about, Seth?

Every time I fail a test.

And then one person goes...

I think I have all the advice that I can handle right now.

this is very important that we don't lose the value...

She was really nice, incidentally.

So it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.

School of Cock with you.

"Building the pussy up," what does that mean?

Oh, my God, your Penis is Huge!

So, I am promoting you to floor manager.

You got a tiny penis

You wanna know how I know you’re gay

and I don't think it's weird at all.

OVER THE ERNIE BALLS?

WHEN YOU TELL UP-AND-COMERS THAT HITTING TO THE STRONGER PLAYERS IN PRACTICE MATCHES WILL HELP THEIR DEVELOPMENT....

- Hey! - Sorry. Shoot. Sorry, sorry.

There's this great place. A lot of cute giris.

You really want to fuck me.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You wanna drive?

- We had a big fight, just... - Oh, Mom.

You want me to dress up like Thor? I'll dress up like Thor.

Stultz, you got a tiny penis…

Do you guys even like me?

so i give you money and you can give me these shoes

Wow, this is pretty crowded.

And one of her kids has a kid.

A broken heel is a plus.

I’m a gentleman. I don’t kiss and tell.

That's one thing people do when they have an erection.

I Would Rather Listen To Fran Drescher For Eight Hours

Andy, do me a favor.

Hehehe psycho talk.

- Okay. - And check you out... Check out.

God, how much longer are they gonna make us wait?

I'm going to fuck you hard. It's gonna kick ass.

Of course it's horrible. It's suffering...

- Okay, here we are. - Oh, God, we made it.

Plant it with your finger.

Miss that ass? Ass of a Freeman

And remember, it's more important that she's drunk than she's hot.

I'm so Sexy. Yes you are.

I don't know how to love.

- This is one, right? - No, next one.

You're very pretty and you seem very nice. The truth is...

Any other questions?

Time stood still. It was like we were sharing the same heart.

It’s gonna kick ass

I prefer vaginal

Yes. I've never been more embarrassed in my life.

Me when I’m busy in the kitchen and anyone else walks in.

I'm just... I'm fragile.

Ok, see, now you’ve found yourself a nigga.

Fuckin 3rd ring comin baby

- Show me your instincts. - They're right here.

You shithead! I hate you!

This is not professional.

Oh, my God. I'm in trouble.

You are so mean! Get out!

because it was going downhill straight from there.

You know, I may not have had sex, but I could fuck you up.

She's adorable.

till that baby is in college.

You need to plant a lot of seeds.

hot things with you. Shit.

Congratulations.

I'm staying. This is gonna be good.

and this is like some big, like, hilarious...

I don't... I'm not trying to change you. I like you.

You know how I know you're Gaia?

Fifty-six. How many kids do you have?

- ...what are you doing here? - David.

Sweet video game chair.

ennifer told me how to fuck It's gonna kick ass.

so you have no proof

he is a serial murderer.

Okay, just... We're almost there.

Let's stay inside, so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay?

You gotta risk it. Look at me.

Go to the checkout there. Pick up there, please.

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It's going to kick ass.

I'm having carpet put in tomorrow, so...

It looks man-tastic.

You’re gay for saying that

I'm sorry. That's just your job.

you are going to be so bad at sex the first time...

We celebrating and I really, really want you to be there.

I saw you go see boy George at Jones Beach once.

and then you fuck the plant.

So get out there and start selling some shit.

What sort of activities? I think...

That's never the case.

You should keep your ho on a leash.

You need to. You're wound up.

- Okay. - I'll see you later, James.

Oh man I love titties.

to some stupid-ass birthday party with Jill...

YOU'RE PRETTY, YOU'RE PRETTY! GOD, i JUST WANT TO LIVE!

WINTER GOT ME LIKE

Hope you’ve got a big dock Cuz I’m putting my boat on it

Dude, I'm not gonna hit on Bernadette.

This is my baby right here. That's my baby's dick right there.

Okay. Have a good one.

All I know is That woman scares the shit out of me

and her dog starts licking my ass.

You guys cool it with the hashbrowns!

you were looking for a recession? recession here now

I saw you bake a sourdough loaf then do yoga in front of the fire

- We're gonna play in the store. - Great.

She was unattended because I went to the back...

It's gonna kick ass

Jason, you got a tiny penis

Just grow a backbone and call her.

Because this is over, you guys, okay?

It looks like a...

WINTER GOT ME LIKE

"I love it when balls are in my face."

- Blow into this? - Okay.

- I'm good. How're you doing? - I'm doing great.

No, you're such a good guy, and I appreciate you.

You like Coldplay

Kirsten after a big night Lol

You know how I know that you’re gay?

You look comfortable... Can I get you another cocktail?

Ahhhhh! KELLY CLARKSON!

Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my arms?

I think there might be a few tapes in there that just might open up...

You the club rat. I'm not the one that be going out.

I peed in Lego Barbie party

and see if there's carpet underneath.

So you saying she was definitely a man?

I'm a woman, okay? Deal with it!

Mother Fuckin French toast

unless you play the odds on this, man.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You can get this information on your website, right?

What are you doing? That's my customer.

You look like a man-o'-lantern.

Can one of you guys help me, please?

So, you know, that technology would be probably pretty good for...

No. I mean, you punch her in her fucking head emotionally.

You're not gonna get in my pants acting like that.

And she has three kids.

Yeah. Because I really want to fuck you.

This child ain't even four months old.

- Oral sex play. - Sounds like my Friday night.

I think I'm falling for you.

This guy licking girls nipples, Oh my God

- Look where you going. - I don't wanna say the word anymore.

Go plant that seed, man.

I'm telling you to use your peripherals

Let me get that switch 2 for the price of on the house

It’s gonna be really, really colorful Are you free?

You always win is the best part about the game.

She likes you, man.

And a full house.

- Where are you going? - I'm not going anywhere.

- Come on. - Not the nipple.

Britney Spears shit, man.

I always thought Goff was a streisand but he's rocking in the shit in this one.

I think my first time might be your best time, too.

Because I'm not a freak. I'm a good person.

You need to take those old-ass trips right out

- Okay. - I have a very fulfilling life.

- You know? - Yeah.

No pressure. We'll just have a good time.

dog farts in cum

We've given you all the advice we have to give.

- Stop following me! - Hold up.

Hold my goddamn hand, man!

now you ready to go up to the upper echelon type ho.

I don't want this stuff, okay? Because I don't do that, that much.

MY DYNAMI SANDBAG REVIEW

Okay, all right. No, seriously, I think I'm done.

- Hi. - Hi. How are you?

that you had something shiny behind your ear.

- He thinks you're a pothead. - I am.

- Let me out. - I can't hear what you're saying.