Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Give it a shot.

Because women do not care about what you have to say...

- Wow. - Honey...

Plant it with your finger.

Watch your mouth. And cut your grass better.

You know, you could have sex.

So, you want me to take her?

I would totally pay people to have him killed.

You see that whole Teen Wolf thing you got going right there?

Sex acts, right? Things that my wife won't do, okay?

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It's going to kick ass.

Popopopopopo with old spice

I'm going to kill everyone in the store...

What is the "pussy on a pedestal" thing?

Is that a serious question?

I am so sorry, I didn't tell you I had kids.

Why? Because he's never had a relationship.

Oh, my God! Are you kidding?

This is three grown ass men, don't nobody want to hear that shit.

Yeah, not since I was 10.

11 x 643 = 5717

Here's my number. So...

What? You never told me that before.

THANK YOU RYAN AND

Fantastic Maps Temple Dungeons

I just don't want to have an erection anymore.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

When I was young, I tried, and it didn't happen.

So you're gay, now?

to get the brochure that she requested.

That’s The Second Time I’ve Heard That.

You know what, you should come by sometime if you want, you know...

Pull out slowly and go straight ahead.

I don't even know who I am. All I know is...

I hope you have a big trunk cause i'm gonna put my boards in it.

- Do it. - Do it?

You’re the Bitch, Bitch!

all of this right here? Premeditated, podnah

Hope you have a big trunk B'CUZ IM puttin my bike in it

I want to have lots of sexy sex with you.

It was really giving it to her.

My girlfriend, Jill, found your speed-dating card.

Okay. Well, check this out.

Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.

Hey man Got a big box of

- Take your porn with you. - I'm not taking it.

- You're not looking at me. - Yes, you're pretty.

No, you know what, it's a personal choice...

She was "Hurtin' for a squirtin?"

continuing to assert your dominance after waking up

You know I want to fuck you hard! Yeah!

you know, there are certain things...

- I almost feel guilty. - No, you don't.

and a relationship, and laughing and cuddling and all that shit.

Listen, it's really important because...

There she is, in the bookstore. You should ask her out, man.

It really is….

I like your sweater, does that come in a V neck?

you know, he's a big dork...

When someone calls & continues to blame you for their actions

"Oh, My God, You Came In Your Pants."

everyone to buzz lightyear in lightyear 2022:

I want to touch your big, fat noodle...

Hey hey hey motherfuuucker

Dude, here it is.

Look at me. Looks are not important. Really look at me.

Both of you all niggers.

You just got fucked up with him.

You know what, guys...

Well, I just... Wait a minute, I thought you hated him.

...the more pot I could ultimately smoke.

Aye, Aye Co-Captain yellow shirts

Is it safe to come in, or are you guys doing it?

No! Kelly Clarkson!

Yeah, let's go!

- You ready? - Yup.

It really is….

Andy, come on. We were just kidding.

I like your sweater. Does that come in a V-neck?

This is going to be bad.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Especially from our Guatemalan gardener, Javier.

- It was a disaster. - Really?

"Oh, My God, You Came In Your Pants."

Do me, yo-yo master.

You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know?

This is not a good look for me!

It's like this. When I was growing pot, I realized...

WINTER GOT ME LIKE

You want me to open a store. You want me to sell everything.

To all the Trumpskis who are ok with lifting Russian sanctions Siberia seeks breeders

- That is so unfair. - I'm gonna head out.

you were looking for a recession? recession here now

I should have hired a 300-pound guy...

It's not about butthole pleasures at all. OK Sport, keep telling yourself that.

- Your hands are on my belt. - What?

Sucks Motherfucker

Do I say, "Hey, Jay, do you want a Slurpee? You want a Slurpee?"

Thinking about you this morning. You're gonna Kick Ass

Cool it with the kino

Okay, I can't listen to anymore of this, 'cause it's making me sick.

Really, that's...

- I am... Shut up. - How does that happen?

Oh, my God, your Penis is Huge!

Fuckin French Toast

For you I'm willing

And now I’m making your pink barcode blue…

It's just about time I got really dirty.

Weekend quarantine plans be like

Check the expiration date because they were from when I was married.

He might be an idiot savant...

But when are you gonna tell her?

We're gonna need mo milk

go plant that seed, man.

That I can’t do

You gotta highlight your attributes, like a diamond in the rough.

Here be david Caruso in Jade

Dude, you totally... Oh, shit, I gotta go. Damn.

Because I'm insecure You can't tell?

- Hi, Trish. - Hey.

You called me a Brute

Hey hey hey motherfuckah

WINTER GOT ME LIKE

- Right. - Not after fucking brunch.

What about you? You're used to, like, a really big city.

We fucked dwarfs in the ass.

She had a dick, man!

I don't want to cram pimpage

- That guy needs to get laid. - Tell me something I don't know.

This is my baby. That's my baby's dick.

Well, then, that's the only hobby you don't have.

Why did you cheat on her?

So, you actually wrote that one girl looked like...

# The age of Aquarius #

I love the fact that you're a grandmother.

We get there, and, you know, we think it's gonna be awesome...

Within one hour, you'll each have 20 dates.

I just want to get drunk, fucked up, and make some trades.

I’d tap that Oh yeah? You’d “tap that”?

Dude, teach me.

I was a little reticent to come over and talk to you.

weirded out about it. Then it really didn't happen...

Now you being condescending.

I dated this girl...

- What does this look like? - A vagina.

Me so horny Me so stupid

At least he can cook, Mom.

THITH ITH GONNA KICK…ASSSSSSSSSSTTTTHHHHHH

I'm going to put you out on the floor full time.

Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Beggin for a peggin, I wrote that.

oh it's happening beauty

and it's pain and it's... You know, you lose weight...

I want to fuck you I want to fuck your ass

- So, okay. - All right.

Are you done? Listen.

- Oh, God! - You are. You're a hot grandma.

Life’s about spirit. And passion. And connections.

# Let the sunshine in #

Well, instead of having intercourse, you could have outer-course.

Trust me on this one, all right?

To everyone who said they are leaving When Trump wins

I want to do whatever you want to do, okay?

Tomorrow Niggas

You're officially not a virgin.

Can you see my nostrils?

Hope you have a big trunk Cause I’m gonna put my sauce in it

I actually think he might be, like, some genius...

God, I've been looking for that speed-dating card.

It wasn't that good for me.

Oh, my God, you came in your pants.

I want to touch your big, fat noodle.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm going to fuck you so hard. It's gonna kick ass!

I have 47 of them.

simonurankles and hayleyurankles and casiaurankles and marleysdeadurankles and reikiurankles and snoksnokfunctionurankles and upanddownwiththepressurehospitalurankles and taylorswifturankles and christmashospitalurankles

No, I didn't, but...

I'm not joking.

I want to know everything about you.

This is the Dawning of the age of adoption

'Cause if the thing is that important, you can't just stop.

You know what, he ain't going to do it willingly.

Tackle Drunk bitches

# When the moon #

they just plain straight up have no clue how to talk to women.

Thank you so much for bringing it to me.

Yeah, everyone goes swimming, when they're fucking six.

Hey, don’t be a negro. Be my $NGA

Fuck it. "Pussy" is a scientific word.

You need to get past that...

It was a very bad night.

Let me ask you that.

All right, ninja master.

Wow. That totally worked!

You know how I know you’re gay?

When you gift a noob your old Drake mags

Todays forecast: dark and cloudy Chance of suicide bomb

It’s gonna be real, real colorful Are you free?

Do you want me to be fucking retarded?

How much of the medicine have you taken, sir?

It just does... This doesn't feel right.

Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it.

and you are trying to make me sell them and I don't want to.

GO Plant that seed, man.

Congratulations, man. That is great.

Man, she just gave me her number.

I don't actually sell anything here. I just sell them on eBay.

and we didn't think you have the balls to do it yourself.

Jeremy I love titties !!

- Sounds good. - Yeah.

You blind someone with that box.

Hey, Joe. Hey, Sara. How you doing?

Look, you still covering my shift on Friday or what?

Oh, you're Jalen me. Cool

- Yes, I am. - Yeah.

"I am a seventh-degree imperial yo-yo master."

doing things that are illegal in Alabama.

Can I help you?