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Boom, boom, boom.

How big is it? It's eight inches.

Hope you have a big trunkecause I'm putting my bike in it.

Oh, no. We didn't get your business...

Can I show you what I like?

"Okay, what am I doing that caused this behavior?"...

It's a special friend...

I’m so tired…

I can't return it until it has spilled blood.

# The sunshine in #

- Wait, we'll get them later. - Listen, no, I can't, no.

F*** her and make her write you a $12 check on your birthday

What if she laughs at me, though?

Steve, you got a tiny penis

This is the dawning Of the age of Aquarius

So Saturday I went out and I got, like, a dozen eggs...

I don’t want to cram pimpage

Dude sells his toys and makes like a half a million dollars.

Those guys are cool.

Well, thanks a lot.

I think I might have a solution for you.

"Thank you, Dr. Montalban, you saved my child"...

I actually am helping a customer right now.

It's not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures.

Get a dick, man.

I mean, you're somebody's nigga wearing this nigga tie.

- Say what word? - "Pussy." I don't wanna say it.

WE'RE GOING TO NEED MORE MILK

I'm also gonna need that QB on it, for the price of...on the house

You got it. The first one is the only one that hurts.

Seth, you got a tiny penis

Sometimes. I mean...

You were looking for a nigger? Nigger here now. See?

You were right all along. You cannot have a relationship...

# Then come on get me now #

Popopopopopo with old spice

Stop smiling, you jerk!

# The sunshine in # # Let it shine, let it shine #

- Hey, I'm sorry. God... - What's this?

Did you tell her you're a virgin?

Excuse me, miss. Could you gather your team...

Do you like me taking over your email?

- Fuck you! Fuck off. - Fuck off.

Hey, hey! Watch the language, okay? I have a family.

You know, I may not have enough dick, But I can fuck you up

- Are you ready for my honest answer? - Yes.

- You would fuck him? - Absolutely.

Okay. No, not you personally. I just don't want...

I am working on it.

Trish is on the phone. Here is a shock.

- Whoa, okay. Wow. - That's fast.

Oh My god your dick is huge

It's all right. You're good.

Is there something I should be looking for?

That's a good-looking grandma. My grandma looks like Jack Palance.

Look, it’s Dr. Seuss’ penis

- I love you. - Oh, God!

- ...that you should probably drive. - I drive a bike.

Oh, my God, this guy, Eric Gilliland...

Extrapolate dat!

YOURE GONNA KICK ASCHSCH

she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls

and just, you know, feel completely safe.

Do you know how hard it is for a kid to not open that?

Popopopopopo with old spice

Colin, you got a tiny penis

It’s a Burger You’re putting the patty on a pedestal.

Well, I didn't know all that. So, I'm sorry.

Who the fuck are you to put me on trial?

No. She was incredible.

He’s a little slow, but he got it.

# Let the sunshine #

Yeah, these are wonderful. I'll take these.

Well, I didn’t know all that. So, I’m sorry.

What? Ain't nobody hired no damn transvestite.

- Okay, that's good. - It's so good...

Dont let us win tonight

I kind of thought you were a serial killer.

Hold up. Yo, answer this question:

Please don't do this.

Me going over the GOT episode I just watched for the remainder of the night.

No, actually it's not behind your ear. I think it is your ear.

For the last time, I don't want to watch school of cock with you

- Where did Jay go? - He went to throw up.

So, maybe it depends on what you like.

I'm not going to punch her in the head. She's really sweet.

Fifteen. Screw your 15. 20 percent.

Nick: is that your Dad? Me: oh shit

If that sister was a transvestite...

I'm not a salesman, so, I could probably...

That's great, but...

Back up. Wassup?

DO ME, POSTMASTER

I don't know. Can you?

Wow, this is graphic.

Okay, you didn't keep it in your pants, Mom.

I really want to fuck you.

I don't just change like that. I can't just change for you.

You know what, Dave?

Mooj, you done see my son...

Okay, I'll stop flicking your balls.

It's been a long time since I've been with a man.

Michael McDonald

This is a good show. I just tape it sometimes.

- I'm a virgin. - Sweet.

Hurtin for a Squirtin?

Yeah, I'm so kinky.

- And you are Gina? - Gina.

What am I supposed to say? "I went to magic camp?"

Hey, you guys, Betty Cocker

I'm just trying to get these back to my house so I can, wear them

Are you here for Andy’s party I am Andy’s party

- It's kind of nice. - Come out with us this weekend.

WINTER That fucker came out of nowhere

Is it The Apprentice?

Hey hey hey muddavoqah!

and see what night you might want to go out.

Fifteen. Screw your 15. 20 dates.

What about those collectibles?

BITCHES RUNNING WILD MAN

I'll pray for your cock

When I fail a test

Really? Are you having sex right now?

Yeah, and one of them has a kid.

- Just ask questions. - This is a bad idea.

SHUT UP, “BILL” !!!

At least I don't have to work out tomorrow.

- It's just so big and thick. - Okay.

Can you get to a roof quickly? Jump off!

How many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life?

Skwerl, you got a tiny penis.

- Bro, I can't let you... - Hey.

From now on your dick is my dick

- Really? - Yeah.

Honey, it's safe.

This really isn't working, Andy. I don't know what to say...

Wow. Okay, well, that was fast. Okay.

Every company changing their logo to Rainbow this month.

I'll check out your empty store.

When your alarm goes off after a night of drinking

Let's do another one.

Oh, come on, bus!

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But now he see that Paul makes the rules at LA Live Dock

Andy, I'm throwing myself at you and...

It's all right. Come on. You know, it's just...

You were looking for a nigga? A nigga here now.

Okay. "Roll over the tip and down onto the base."

- See. Look. See? - Yeah.

There's something else, too, behind your ear, I think.

Wanna know how I know you’re gay? How?

- Yeah. - You do?

Aim high Willis aim high

That’s my baby’s head That’s my baby’s dick

Suck a mothafuck

# We ain't talking about no Scorpio #

I’m peeing in public!

Yeah, man, come on, nobody wants to hear that shit.

Oh, my God. Say no more.

Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula.

- Do you know what I mean? - Look out! The car!

- Just learn the techniques. - Right on, man.

- You find one with the peripherals. - Okay.

No, I think it's because, you know, I wanna maybe look professional...

Okay, so I'll... Yeah.

You know what, I'm not in the stockroom anymore.

And for god sake consummate the thing

- Hi, we met. - And this is my little bunny rabbit.

Dan rhymes with man, and men jerk off.

How is the mood striking you now?

- Yes. - That's serious.

Today's forecast, Dark and Passenger

Did you just say she has three kids, one of whom has a kid?

- ...if we tried. - No problem.

How is the mood striking you now?

- Would you fuck him? - In a New York minute.

Why not? Tell me. You tell me the truth.

sucking on your toe...

No, you didn't.

That feels warm.

Look, you shouldn't listen to Dave and Jay, okay?

You know how I know you’re (secretly) gay? You’re super weird about Bill covering Brokeback Mountain

I'm gonna need that discord login for the price of....on the house

Not Since I was 5

I like that because you are Oscar Isaac.

With G cup breasts. Like really big.

How about a stay pending appeal For the price of on the house?

I thought you might.

Yeah. Well, it's $14 beer night.

Maybe throw a little rouge on you, tuck your sac back.

This is gonna be bad

dude, are you gay?

And I know that, and that shit is everywhere.

- How can we help you, sir? - Nigger, what?

- Does it look good? - Yeah, it looks really good.

Yeah, they were nice.

Wow, this is graphic.

You're making me fucking cum.

DUDE, ARE YOU GAY?

I’ve bourqued a lot of women in my day

Just a little token of my appreciation.

JR, you got a tiny penis…

Nobody had better put down Riverdance

Cause I want to fuck your brains out.

- Take off your shirt. - Okay.

This is the dawning of The age of the variance

I mean, seriously, Asia?

One, two, three.

Shut up, Travis!

First of all, you making it out to be some kind of bad thing.

I want you to put your penis on, I mean, in me, Andy.

What's your name?

- Yeah. It will be fine. - We couldn't break this...

We could do it in the...

Okay. We're okay.

Spent a lot of time with the ladies.

- I'm very happy for you. - Thanks. She's great.

you would want to lead me through my first sexual encounter...

I can't afford it.

- Psycho talk. - What?

Rich men get off work, then buy stereo.

Yeah. Truth be told.

Anyway, you guys let me know to think about a situation the comment section below Oh my god is a long video this is ridiculous, have a great day guys

- I didn't ask for any of this. - You asked for all of it, Andy.

- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.