Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I get another Medallia complaint I'm going to yah mo burn this place to the ground

- Oh, my dukes! - What?

Well, are you... What's the matter?

Let the sunshine

Imma need those comcast IDs For the price of on the house

Yes Mr President The erection results are in

THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF ALTELIUS

That’s the ass of a free man

WE DON’T SAY “TAP THAT, SETH” OH SHUT UP SETH WE WENT TO TEMPLE

You are never gonna meet anybody...

Can I suck your dick?

I'm so Sexy. Yes you are.

I also wanted to call...

It’s about passion. And Spirt!

Hey, motherfucker!

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You're gonna get up, you march over there...

You know how I know your gay? Cause you asked why.

LET THE SUNSHINE IN

Yeah, well, this is how normal people breathe

He’s a little slow, but he got it.

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It’s going to kick ass.

Why wasn't I invited to golf party? What am I? Al-Qaeda?

Max, you’ve got a tiny penis

- That's nice. - But it stars Jack Black Cock.

How many pots have you smoken?

I'll bring a soda. Hey, enjoy your orange.

Gus, after the Asian girl robs him

NO CYNTHIA ERIVO

"And you are Veh-jee-toh?" "Veg-jigh-toh."

You about to go run down some drunk chicks, all right?

AND YOU ARE LINA?

- It says, "Tackle the gazelle." - Okay.

- Yeah. - Because I want to shave you.

- Wow, that's something. - So what did you get up to?

That fucker came out of nowhere!!

But instead I hired a hot girl...

hi i'm grandma snell coming to you guys live in San Paulo and we're excited to be going to the Taylor Swift concert and my grandkids Allison Grechen Rhett Rambo Raelene and Rob are excited too first we stop off in Boston to get the tickets then off we go!

You got a tiny penis

When I was a little girl, I developed early.

Let me fuck you. I would love it.

You think you do? Could I check?

Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Kevin.

- Hi. - Hi. How are you?

when I first met him and I thought you were cute at the store...

I mean, I could just fuck you. Like no other woman.

- Look at me! - I'm looking! You're pretty!

Hey, man. Got a big box of porn for you.

His hands were as big as Andrew the giant's

Then you're gonna give me half the commission.

That I can’t do

You know what, I'm gonna tell you something.

You know how I know your gay You like rainbow grapes

- ...that the more seeds I planted... - Thank you.

What's up, baby, I didn't know you had came already.

Next thing you know, you the one going on the 1st and the 15th...

Do you think a woman will find me attractive?

Now he know jay run this bitch, and he bout to bounce

You work in Hartsdale You do lift assists

I though you are ancestors.

Well, I take the stuff that you don't want...

God, what are you doing here?

I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but...

How did you even know where she lives?

Man, I love you, too.

- You gotta play with... - Don't!

- Are you okay? - I'm okay.

- Dude, are you gay? - No, I'm not gay.

Stultz, you got a tiny penis…

You were lookin for a whore Whore here now

Well, that just is a great, great notion.

or wait in the lobby. It's okay.

Here's a cute story. I came home the other day...

So why do you have a store?

# Sympathy and trust abounding #

- You want to know where there's one? - Yeah.

Oh my god. I really want to fuck you!

you can come in and sit down if you want...

I REALLY WANTED AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH

Excuse me. Thank you.

Godspeed, Col. Steve Austin.

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God, me so horny? Me so stupid!

That's the second time I've heard that.

- Well, you know. - Yeah.

- It's his birthday, too. - No, no, no.

Gas Control August 21, 2023

That's the way you want it...

I want you to do me, 'cause you're the yo-yo guy.

Right. I'm sorry. Right.

for a while, and she was really a nasty freak.

I think I've avoided nice guys like you my whole life...

Instincts. Show me your instincts.

who's falling down on her way out of the bar...

It's his birthday, too! Let's sing Happy birthday to Matt!

You're like one of these action figures...

I'm in Bombay, India.

This is Jarrad. Jarrad do I know you?.

Own your instincts.

- Who the hell are you? - It's Andy.

its not about f*cking and balls and p*ssy

Then, nig, fire on.

and then you call them a bunch of times...

I'm gonna need a minute. I'm in a lot of pain right now.

Hope you have a big trunk. B'cuz Im puttin my bike in it

Yes! Let's have sex.

See, you've been warned, all right? Just move forward amicably.

I dumped her. Stupid decision.

So, I'm right there with you.

You know what I mean. Why don't we just play?

Oh, you're nailing me. Cool.

So why don't you back the shit off, all right?

but she's a fucking grandma.

- How you doing? - I'm well.

Baby, you better enjoy yourself tonight...

"I'm kind of going to wanna get back out there, but I think I like guys."

Orta you have a tiny penis

Yeah, he's performing a public colonoscopy.

And I wasn't going to say anything, but waxing your chest is...

- Come on. - Okay.

Oh well, so I'm gonna go tell Paula

And stop with the inquisition.

thought, you know, you'd wanna play.

She was a ho. Fo sho.

What areyou, some kindof sex pervert?

- It's about connection. - It's all about connections.

- Okay. - There's, you know...

It's just... I was in... I can't believe that happened.

- Really? - Yeah.

I'm gonna really take care of you tonight.

What are you gonna do, Mr. Floor Manager?

When your son is born, Is he already on Parole?

do you want me to be super fucking racist?

to talk about a little laundry detergent.

Paula, this asshole over here...

I prefer vaginal intercourse.

I literally said nothing. And she found me fascinating.

All these great scenes that I was really into in the summer of 2003.

for his old job.

Outer-course is anything that isn't vaginal intercourse.

- Jay. - Be tough, Andy, you got it.

Nigger, this dwarf here don't got to be tall...

Okay, well, then you can masturbate.

Much better, now that I'm talking to you.

I'm so sorry. What happened?

He compiled all the best boner scenes, I guess.

I don't think that's right.

I just want to get drunk, fucked up and play some cards

Hope You Have A Big Trunk Because I'm Putting My Cooler in it.

Why You Always Telling Me To Fuck A Goat, Man?

and then I stole the dog.

And she has an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

You know what, I don't feel comfortable...

You're a good man, Andy.

Shut up WhoUIs,we went to temple.

- Really? - Uh-huh.

You're 40 years old. You know, 40 is the new 20.

Me in high school... ...and still me now

When your 55 year old brother gets his first pedicure

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I'm glad you came.

You're just building the pussy up, man.

Do you want some fire for dinner?

No, I'm not trying to kill you.

Is this the movie about babies that are geniuses?

Don’t be a negro. Be my nigga. Help me out.

I'm smoking hot.

You know, I can suck you off. Like no other woman.

I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than watch the office

- Great, okay. Hi, I'm Trish. - Hi, Andy is my name.

LIGHT AS FEATHER PILLOWS?

Bring a jacket then?

That's a third strike for me, dawg.

You're happy then?

What did you want to talk to me about?

- You know what else is sexy? - What?

at my own peril.

This is the bullshit of all bullshits!

Jennifer taught me how to do. It It’s going to kick assssth

And then you should make your move.

and that's what you guys are.

You're seeing that a lot of stuff that's not there.

- Fuck off? Fuck you! - Fuck you!

Over the balls?

That's my baby's dick right there.

- And that's not the only good news. - What?

Those guys are crazy. You should listen to me, okay?

Have you ever felt a breast before, man?

How does that happen?

I need some Dune

- Butt. - But...

I just really want to fuck you.

No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady...

- Butt. - But what? What?

who rides a bike.

you were looking for russia? russia here now

So, I mean, I'm cool.

bmatt, you have a tiny penis

See, what he thought was he can come up in here and make the rules.

- Yeah, they are. - Yeah.

ITS NOT ABOUT BUTTHOLE PLEASURES

I was a little reticent to come over and talk to you.

There and then he took the Lizzie McGuire outside and then proceeded to destroy the fucking lizzie McGuire.

And that will focus the brain elsewhere...

She was like, any time of day, she was like:

- Does it hurt? - No. Waxing don't hurt.

If you'd like the erection to go away, you can light a match...

Let's hangout and listen to some good music

Now you're being condescending. You've been warned, alright? Let's move forward amicably.

fuck and kiss my big brown fucking ass, okay?

- Hi, Andy. - Hi, how you doing?

before he made passionate yet gentle love to me for the first time...

I have condoms right here. Okay?

Michael McDonald, man, I haven't heard this in years.

I'm going to give you a couple of Jay's shifts.

# Then peace will guide the planets #

and, you know, all the accoutrement.

Do You Mind If I Use Your Magnum?

Can't you hear me?

I need some poon.

When you say you are a salad but, only have salami to show for it.

Butt hole pleasures It's not about that

You have a hocus pocus flag

Of course it don't feel right. What has felt right for you didn't work.

I'm going to really fuck you hard tonight.

- Yes. - Thanks. Nice meeting everybody.

I really want to fuck you.

I can't return it until it has spilled blooooood

No. I haven't gotten to that yet.

I feel awesome!

- Cool, then. All right, pop. - No problem.

like the woman from the eBay store.

Man, I'm really sorry about tonight.

This is my baby right here. That's my baby's dick right there.

You ever heard of rollin 20’s?

We’re gonna need more markers

You were nice to me.

Why did you invite this guy? He's a fucking ringer, man.

- Ready? - Yup.

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Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here.

So lets get this started man, now, I'm gonna give you guys a rundown of everything went to be talking about today we got Comedians beefing with celebrities in united states we also got some comedian beef

How much have I had to drink? How many pots have you smoken?

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Yeah, I am taking vacation next week, so...

This isn't what it looks like, okay?

Did you just flick me in the nuts? No, I flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be

I just wanna get drunk, fucked up, and play some cards.

- I just don't wanna... - There's nothing I can do.

- You're cute. - No.

Let’s get some fucking French toast.

Where's you friend going?

All right. Wait. Okay, but that means that you...

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