Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, if you a bitch. Know what I mean

They’re fine then?

- You kidding me, man? - Hold my goddamn hand, man.

- Okay. - This is genius.

# after # hashtagging gets so much easier with instagram. yes but only one hashtag at a time.

Vincent descobrindo comida chinesa aos (quase) 40 anos LET THE SUNSHINE

What did you do? I took a lot of Viagra

Brian, you got a tiny penis

- Absolutely not. - Yeah.

Hey, did you ever see School of Rock?

No. We need to, like, really facilitate things a bit more.

- I'm not whining like a bitch. - You are whining like a bitch.

you know, get back in the game.

If that sister Was a transvestite

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Know what I’m sayin’ Bitch is running wild man

And I've been thinking lately that maybe I should open my own store.

- Really? Where at? - Yeah.

Hey, why don't you just, you know, get a knife and run into it?

I'm not a club rat.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- It's going to happen. - That's why we are here.

"You know I may not have had sex, but I could fuck you up!"

Oh My god your dick is huge!

- That was so good. What? - That was great. Happy birthday.

- Come on, man. - Okay.

It's not about butthole pleasures.

Andy! Oh, my God!

Hey, man. Got a big box of code for you.

You know what, I'm a virgin, too.

- Hold it. - Check it out.

I want you to fuck me in the pussy.

Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho.

So what's in the box?

"Oh, My God, You Came In Your Pants."

And he was a jerk-off.

Why don't you kiss something?

And just you know. Completely fuck your brains out.

You say things like Hype Mondial

I don't want to date you anymore.

Tyler at Heathers house

Great. Thank you.

- So long. - Bye-bye.

Bitch, get out of the room!

time out for sefa! (emelda slam the door) No! No! No!

# Is in the Seventh House #

I don't know. They should be out in a second.

I want you to poop at me, cuz you’re the baseball guy

And, you know, instead of saying:

I’ve bourqued a lot of women in my day

What's the matter? Where is Andy?

I want to have lots of sexy sex with you.

but he's 10 years older.

No, this is my child, dude. Jill is pregnant.

once the integrity of the box gets compromised...

Flicked you in the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be.

I don’t want to.

HOLY SH*T MAN. YOU'VE GOT TO GET ON THAT.

You know how I know you're gay?

Hope you have a big trunk cause I’m putting my trolley in it

I hope you have a big cup because I'm going to put all my love in it

- You know how to play, right? - Yeah, I play online sometimes.

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

Celibacy is the way to go, man. Andy had it right, you know?

Lucas you have a tiny penis

You test her with this shit, okay?

- Don't tell on me, okay, Andy? - I wont.

What if he got boys that's on the outside...

Why you always telling me to fuck a goat, man?

So shit man. Fuck it.

There were two sides to that billboard.

'cause your depression is boring me for one thing...

Cocksucker motherfucker!

Hey, Cal. David.

He's a really nice guy and all but I'm pretty sure that...

Probably still pretty bad, though.

Hey, what you watching?

I am RSVPing yes

You know how I know you're gay? How? You used the word potenuse.

That's how you talk?

I am rsvping yes

I'm actually free tonight.

You're a Hot Grandma

You know how I know you're gay? You called me a Brute

If I have to hear Sailing one more time Yamo burn this place to the ground

Yeah, that's my boy. We represent Smart Tech.

Let me show you how this device works.

Frosty, Nigga. I’m talkin spoons. We fuck feds in the ass, Nigga.

I want to touch your big, fat noodle.

# Then peace will guide the planets #

so he told us all he's a virgin.

No shedevil sucked his life force out yet.

- Six months or so? - Yeah.

- You know what I mean? - I'm not a big ho runner.

Verde, you got a tiny penis

“Beautiful People” by Chris Brown…

- Yeah. - So, so, she's a grandma?

I think some of the people here might be sexually inexperienced.

You know, sometimes, Amy and I would make love...

January wedding....

I want her to keep it in her pants until she gets to college.

Looks like you're checking out digital cameras.

I hated him for like two years 'cause he cheated on me.

Why, do we have to unload the Sony truck?

That is his foot.

- Come on, do it. - I'm shy!

Because here's the thing.

Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea.

How hard did the people at the frame store laugh...

Okay, here's a question. When should I call her?

God, you know, it's so funny, I work right across the street...

All you got to do is go make your pick now.

- Yeah. - Well, this is...

- Yeah. - You remember Marla.

I went out with this girl for four months...

Do you want some kill Bill for dinner?

You know what, you're right, it's my bad.

Very pretty. Real soft, delicate features.

... double-decker pussies...

I just think we should just go crazy on each other.

I'm also gonna need that extended warranty on it...

I don't like guns.

You use this GIF

Ok, see. See, now you’ve found yourself a nigga.

You were looking for a cunt? A cunt here now.

I have to give you a ride home.

That’s the ass of a free man

- Okay. - Okay.

Popopopopopo with old spice

About to go see Ellen in a little bit.

Do you know how I know your gay? You like shaving your sweaters

Thank you. That's great.

Her older sister, I mean, she wasn't planned, you know what I mean?

You're putting people's decency up on This pedestal

No, I have to pick those up right now.

I see a blonde and she's very pretty.

Home sweet home.

- Know what I'm saying? - Bitch is running wild, man.

Don't be such a baby

Ah man, I love titties.

You know what, actually I'd recommend this one.

Fuck off, Saint! Leave us alone, all right?

BONER JAMS OH 3

No. Actually I'm getting new carpet in.

You like the movie Maid in Manhattan.

- Way to go, man. - Politicked his ass off.

That fucker came out of nowhere

they don't know how to talk to women.

Hey, do you want a Slurpee? You want a Slurpee?

We never have sex. Do we ever have sex?

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It's going to kick ass.

But I'll haunt your dreams.

I just want to get drunk, fucked up, and make some trades.

Here, be David Caruso in Jade.

Oh, man, I love titties.

Hey, wait. Do you have protection?

Okay, those are all good pieces of advice. I really appreciate it.

But I have electronics in my home.

We've been talking, and look...

Good, sex should be the last thing on your mind.

Come on man, you can do better than that

You know how I know you are gay

That is a fantastic idea.

You want to suck on my dock?

He sounds like a good guy.

You're putting the penis On a pedastal

Do you think I'm pretty? Look at me.

See you later. Thanks for the dance.

Well, that's why I'm asking you.

I don't know. I have a turkey sandwich.

Do you want to fuck me now? Yes.

You Know How I Know Your Gay You Root for the Sox

Hey, guys, look, it's Dr. Seuss' penis.

Oh My god. I really want to have sex with you right now.

Questions, be cool, and be kind of a dick.

Hey hey hey, motherfuuucker!

God, it was so dirty.

giving Gary the old heads up before my flying triangle

Are you a telemarketer, James?

Yeah, whatever, you know.

Oh, God! Turn away!

- Sorry. - Just giving it to you.

I really want to fuck him.

That's incredible. I wouldn't have done it without you.

# I'm lastin' 20 rounds #

just, you know, completely fuck you silly.

Why don't you kiss something?

What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look.

you know his foot gonna be bigger than this.

We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know...

I mean I could just fuck you all night!

Please don't tell your mom, okay?

What you did with you's own hand.

- Did you have a daiquiri tonight? - Yeah.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

but now he see that steve makes the rules at ut and now he 'bout to bounce

would give to their soul mate.

Kind of hard to talk about.

And once you've done slayed like 20, 30 of them hood rats...

And you know, it's a woman fuckin a horse

And what we should be doing right now is getting to know each other.

Jessica be like This is gonna kick azzzz

No I don’t want your big box of porn!!

I grew up in a town outside of Minneapolis...

Freddy pie hole!

Mika, you should burn in hell!

If I hear The Rising One more time

- Wow. - That is not sick.

"Yeah, let's screw, let's... I wanna fuck."

- Okay. - Come on, you're in the lasso.

I don't mess with him, baby. That's not me.

Just stay away from me. Or I'm gonna tell Paula...

and show you all the semen all over the bedspread?

God, Me So Horny? Me So Stupid!

I mean, look, dude. You think this was an accident?

- Hey, Andy. - Hey.

Okay. I know exactly what you're talking about.

I'm not gonna be done buffing the marble...

Seriously, man, I'm sorry.

Andy, the way these things are flying off your shelf...

And for gods sake Consummate the thing

From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm getting you some pussy.

- What do you want me to do? - I want you to use your peripherals.

I'm sorry. Oh, no.

- He's got a billion toys. - So what?

to pick up the government check.

And pulled me out of the fire I'm a survivor

In a New York minute

# Now, pretty ladies around the worid #

J Rod being welcomed to his new gym.

Hey, who's ready to have some fun?

You miss that ass?

Why u not talk to girls Me:

I am in a bad mood

Wait, Andy. Hold up.

Holy s***, man. You’ve gotta get on that.

why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, Al-Qaeda?

Ill just suck it up