Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, Andy, I've been thinking about your problem.

Happy birthday Izza I am jay’s party

# Golden living dreams of visions #

That’s some Britney Spears shit

- I'm really glad we're doing this. - Me, too.

that if you've had an erection for more than four hours, you call.

Look, you guys, I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

Mercedes and Kia

I'm not being mean. I'm trying to help the partner out.

- I'm cold. - It's gonna be all right, man.

Weekend Quarantine Plans Be Like

Right, I don't have a car.

Yeah, that's not an option. I don't have sex.

And for God's sake, consummate the thing.

'im fidna fuck you up'

Tobby, Steve and BMW We rep the same Chiefs Mess and we will both mash you

That's cool. Are you kidding me?

Congratulations.

Let’s shave each other

like the gayest thing you could possibly do, okay?

I am RSVPing "yes."

And all they want to do is talk about themselves.

IT’S REALLY, REALLY COLORFUL

Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you?

When she says her mood depends on the type of day

- Listen. - What?

You know how I know you're gay?

# We ain't talking about no #

- That's amazing. - Wow, it is amazing.

It’s gonna kick ath

all hermetically sealed in your box.

What a good guy. What a...

My last boyfriend drank a lot.

Dude, it's not a big deal. You like to fuck guys.

Fuck you, okay?

and I've never been in this place.

My goodness, Andy, you are a terrific salesman.

SHE WAS 'HURTIN FOR A YURTIN'???

But our stock supervisor is very knowledgeable.

- Really? - Yeah.

It loses its value if you take it out of its packaging.

She wants to go to the family health clinic.

I ripped it off.

Be my best man I mean not unless u a bitch

hope you've got a big pc, cause I'm gonna slap my ssd in it

Me so Gotney! Me so stupid!

Yeah, they're not in my mouth.

That’s a third strike, dawg.

- Andy. - Andy.

and it's actually making me a little depressed...

You watch Louisiana Tech games.

I am RSVPing yes

I'm going to fuck you so hard. It's, gonna, kick, ass!

Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Hurting for a squirting, I wrote that.

One, two, three.

- What are you gonna do, bitch? - I'll tell you what.

Cool it with the gay

Dude, you know how it goes.

I've been with tons of women.

Love is a mysterious fig

Hope you have a big trunk Cause I'm putting my tablecloths in it

I want to stop it, maybe just for a few years.

I could possibly create. I've literally lubed up...

What are you trying to do? What are you buttering me up for?

I drink a bike-bi-bike...cicle. Bicycle.

- It's crazy, right? - That's fucking crazy.

That's always good to warm up. You don't wanna pull something.

That boy is stubborn.

I hate you so much!

Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it.

- ...he has bought, like, 15 of these. - Really?

I wanna introduce you to my friend.

He was a Shore. Fo sho...

Are you here for Andy's party I am Andy's Party

Oh my god. I want to fuck you.

- You ready? - Yeah.

When Elon said it's been a while

You've been warned, alright? Let's move forward amicably.

I'm going to fuck you hard. It's, gonna, kick...ass!

Chuck, you got a tiny penis

Big box of porn

- You know how I know you're gay? - How?

- You know what tonight is? - Survivor is on?

Don't take it out!

You see, over by the post.

I mean, you're somebody's nigger wearing this nigger tie.

That ass is going out tonight, maybe to a club.

Does your girlfriend know about all these late-night visits?

You don't have to quit your job.

What’s curious George like in IRL?

Every time Trump or the GOP open their mouths.......

That's why I never tried to have sex with you.

So, I guess I'll just give you some money...

And, you know, it's a woman fucking a horse.

cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures.

We are all so happy for you.

- Oh, my God. - That was me.

- ...to play a decent poker game, right? - Yeah.

Look, I think she gave me her number.

I just wanna get drunk, fucked up, and play some DND

Do Me Yo-yo master!

- That's a lot of money. - I know.

- You want me to stop now? - No. It's okay.

- Yeah. - Kind of felt bad for the horse.

-because Leland is refusing to wear his mask in class. -Oh, my God.

You know, I kind of...

I just wanna get drunk, fucked up, and play some DND

- You get over it at some point. - Two years, man.

Listen, Andy...

"Keep it in my pants"?

When Maj Collier Sends it on a Wednesday

You should just give up forever!

Fuck it, I raise you. Nastiest shit you've ever done.

"Let me show you how this device works."

Welcome to Smart Tech.

You are! You’re a hot grandma!

Big Ten Championship Iowa vs Michigan

We gotta get some fucking NFTs

You are so kinky.

Come on, man. We need, what, five guys...

Yeah nigga! We will both mash you!

And he's interviewing people right now...

Do you like deep commits?

Congratulations.

Let Me hump you. I would love that

Are you fucking retarded?

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Heck, yeah. No, do a grandma, man.

And Just you know. Have Sex.

Shut up, Seth. We went to temple.

- Okay. - Looks good with the floors.

Hi there. I'm going to fuck you, hard.

Stultz, you got a tiny penis…

don't be such a baby

Why you always gotta be killing the vibe with those things?!

Lucas, you have a tiny penis

- I had a weekend. - Yeah?

if you love Trish, you can't do this.

It's called lock the..

You know, a little information never hurt anybody.

# I told y'all mother-uh #

Dear Kim K... Bitch is Running Wild, Man!!!

She asked you to call her. She wants you to call her.

You're fucking sexy. You know that?

You ever heard of rollin 20's nigga?

God, me So Trill?! Me so stupid!!

Wow, this is graphic.

I want to touch your big, fat noodle.

No, I've borked a lot of women in my day.

And I'd be nailing her.

- Peace. - All right, man.

You know, all the, Accoutrement

- What? - ...what?

Where do you put the penis?

It's like an unspoken agreement. Yeah.

I just want to get drunk, fucked up, and play evony

and then you put back on weight...

That's great. Look, I don't wanna end up a lampshade...

This is a dual.

This for you, partner, this for you.

That woman scares the shit out of me

Congratulations

We're just kind of in the middle of something.

It's gonna be real mellow, just chilled up.

So you wrote she was "aching for a traching?"

- So what were the titties like? - Yeah, describe her...

This is my baby right here. That’s my baby’s dick right there

You ain't my bitch.

- You're gay for saying that. - I'm gay for saying that?

He was really giving it to her

Advice? You guys all gave me different advice.

I need to talk to you!

- Your hands are on my belt. - I'm sorry.

What are you doing?

Just admit it You’re gay..

Cars just suck.

At least Once a day

Hope you have a big bear bin Because I’m putting my food in it.

I am ugly as fuck by traditional standards...

and you're gonna fill in for him.

Look at your boobss and everything. I really want to fuck you.

Hold my goddamn hand man!

And then I'll give you a couple of mine and that way...

- I'm sorry. - I'm hot.

I met a girl and she's here with a bachelorette party...

- David, what do you suggest we play? - I don't care. Anything.

- I'd tap that. - Oh, yeah, you'd "tap that"?

I came home a little tipsy.

You know, she's on her way over here, okay?

Hope you have a big trunk Cause I'm putting my bike in it

and then act it out as it was going on...

and you try and email and then they move or they change their email...

HEY, man Got a big box of porn for you

Me going over the GOT episode I just watched For the remainder of the night.

These are my things

Let's Get Some Fucking French Toast.

Oh, my... Andy.

You have like the bumpy Braille nipples, the Stevie Wonders.

Oh, my God, your Penis is Huge!

Do you know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.

I just want to please you.

God, I hope I get my period soon.

- No, no. - It's not that kind of party, y'all.

You're watching Megamind on DreamWorks You're watching Turbo on DreamWorks

- Hey. - I just got back from a date.

- Really? - Yeah.

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Do you ... ... like to do it yourself?

Big Ten Championship Iowa vs Michigan

People buy stereo between 6:00 and 8:00.

I'm very discreet. But I'll haunt your dreams.

I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich.

Ok, see. Now you’ve found yourself a nigga.

Let me fuck you. I would love it.

And I ride a bike because I like to. Einstein rode a bike.

He just stormed out of here.

- She's picking you up from here? - Yeah.

That’s just love

This is gonna be bad

Do you know how I know you guys are gay? You're holding each other ever so gently.

'Cause I watched this movie called Liar Liar...

- You do. - She's not my mother.

Sometimes I think these graveyards are IN HERE!

This runs on windows 95

I would not take a commission, I swear to God.

I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

It’s all about Connections

- Why do you have that? - That's worth a lot of money.

You know what, I got a weak stomach.

It's like getting an eight-track player.