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Okay. Now, I was thinking maybe this weekend, but that's good. Okay.

But he's got a great body.

Y'all want to see something beautiful? Come here.

It's a free country, Bambi. I can smoke out here if I want to.

BONER JAMS OH 3 IT'S A MIXTAPE I MADE

No. I mean, you punch her in her fucking head emotionally.

Kabeer, you got a tiny penis

She's the hottest grandma I ever saw.

My uncle used to drive a ho runner.

You know how I know you're gay? You would just do unthinkable things to hear "Round Are Way" with a full brass band behind them live

and that shit ain't happening.

Totally into it. She'd be like:

- You remember my name. - I did.

I mean, a girl could just walk from one end of town to the other...

I know, man. It's gonna be okay.

WINTER GOT ME LIKE

Hey guys! How is going?

It’s not a big deal if you like to fuck guys I’m cool, I got friends who fuck guys….in jail

Stultz, you got a tiny penis…

of three conversations that leads to you being gay.

And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.

Hey. Hi, it's me, and I'm on my way to your house.

Yeah, I think you're right.

Listen, you don't want no baby-daddy drama.

I'm thinking for the price of "On the house"

Because I'm insecure! You can't tell?

Yeah. Those hairs are pretty deep.

Can spare any or is it all spoken for?

All peripherals.

I didn't say you were ugly as...

What are you, 25?

- You know how I know you're gay? - How? How do you know I'm gay?

You know how I know you’re a swoogin?

If you wanna have a meaningful relationship...

- Dawn of the Dead, man. - Great.

You ever heard of rollin twenties?

- Okay, I'm taking off my pants. - Yeah.

- I think we better get back to work. - Yeah.

Jennifer told me how to fuck. It's gonna kick ass.

I. I, Captain Yellowshirts.

I don’t want to, no.

# And love will steer the star #

Nick: is that your Dad? Me: oh shit, where?

Hey, you guys. Betty Cocker!

When is the next Olympics?

Did you write down that we are "Bricken for Chicken"?

Fuck her and then have her send you a check for $12 on your birthday.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

EXO is crowded tonight Yeah. Well, it’s $9 beer night.

- What did she say after "a liar"? - She sounds like a tea kettle.

yes beryl askal? are you an archer of the asking of artulcating actions? yes we keep our sex in sects secret and our seminars in the cinemas semifreddoistic.

It's cool.... I'll just suck it up!!

Hi, Andy. I'm gonna talk dirty to you.

You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.

You know what, I think I'm gonna pass on the sex, if you don't mind.

Sounds like my Friday night

For the first time today, I woke up...

I want you to poop on me cuz you’re the baseball guy

Harmony and understanding

Seth, what, you think you're cool with your little Jew fro?

But you don't actually sell anything in the store?

How would you some up 2020

I'm not a biologist

That's Fucked Up Man!

I am RSVPing 'Yes'

I don't hate him. I mean, he does do magic, but...

I want to have Sex with my boyfriend!

and we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show.

What's going on here?

I cannot believe that you're allowed to have sex when I'm not!

That's because I am not an arrogant prick, Andy.

I'm kidding. That sounds great. Cool, I'll see you guys tonight.

NO CYNTHIA ERVINO

I’ve bourqued a lot of women in my day

# Missy be puttin' it down #

You know how I know your gay? You like to play Wordle

Could see that thing from space.

Do you want me to grow facial hair like Eric? I'll grow facial hair like Eric.

- No sex? - No. Why do that?

This accent is from Brooklyn okay?

Cathy listening to me: Me: and I'm nailing her

I came to the store, and I feel confident to say to you...

No, seriously, I just don't feel comfortable talking about...

So you have no proof.

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Okay, yeah, I will. I'll give it a shot.

By the time I was 14, I had this body you're looking at.

I'm not looking at you.

I mean, my God, you ride a bicycle to work in a stockroom.

maybe we should hold off on the physical part for a while.

Please, Cal, hold my hand.

Three to go. So that means you're gonna have sex in three days.

Do you want to suck on my dick? Yeah.

Or like the long National Geographic nipples.

this is not a good look for me!

Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade, I think.

- And so... - This is just punch.

I always thought Doe was like a Streisand, but I think he's rocking the shit in this one

Wow! I didn't expect that at all. I really didn't expect that.

# The sunshine in #

Yeah well it is $19 beer night

Oh, my God, that is... Why don't you do that?

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

This go to Paris! We've been broken up for like two years, man.

Look where you going

You definitely don't want to call her.

she was "hurting for a squirting"?

The shit stained balls?

Are we allowed to do that?

It feels like my own gloves when I'm touching it.

this is the dawning of the age of nacreous

Wow He sounds like he’s a goat

That's actually kind of a problem because I ride a bike.

and they invited us to party with them.

You were looking for a beaner? Beaner here now.

I'd rather not masturbate.

with his own gayness.

Hope you’ve got a big tote Because I’m putting my junk in it

You know. I will just get on top of you, and do all the work.

Jill broke up with me.

he serenaded me with a beautiful old Guatemalan love song.

You’re putting James Cameron on a pedestal

You know what, I don't have to answer to you.

Muppets is the best at Muppets is the best at

You need to wax that right out.

- ...he told me you were gay. - I'm not gay.

Why don't you just go talk to him, work it out.

Like a the best Sex Marathon.

You ever heard a rollin 20’s nigga?

You know what, do you by any chance like magic?

Life isn't about sex. Life is about children and passion.

Ashley you have a tiny vagina

So, have you ever worked with electronics before?

This is graphic.

It's "Pussalia," right?

How does this go?

- Thanks a lot. - Happy birthday, Andy.

Dude, I've gotten COVID twice since I've been here

Do you have any extra-large condoms?

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Where is this from? Who is the girl?

Yeah, and you better get on me, too.

Dark and cloudy

who are thinking about having sex for the first time?

I heard Dave gave you the box of porn.

# Let the sunshine in #

Your dick is so big and thick

Now you're talking all right. Check this out.

And, yeah, so I can tell who's done it.

Hey, Andy, what are you doing for lunch?

If that baby looks Pakistani, don't fucking look at me, okay?

because it hadn't happened yet. And I got kind of...

First of all you're throwin too many big words at me.

What do you like?

- I could do that... - Wait, last thing.

And then there's the big, "I'm a gay guy now."

Is that the 6 million dollar man's boss? That's Oscar Goldman. He's much more valuable than Steve Austin.

Let's see, there are things like body rubbing or dry humping.

Look at his dick. That's not even four months.

IM GETTING YOU SOME GAINS

You're just a virgin, that's all?

Well, if I'm photographing someone as fine as yourself...

- "Tackle drunk bitches." - No.

Holy shit.... You got to get on that

No, you're not a mistake. Your sister was the mistake.

When you tell your buddy you bought a Ravin.

You and the street sign! BURHHHHHHHH

Spank bank has once again been filled.

Weekend Quarantine Plans Be Like

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's.

and you see if you could whack off before you fall asleep.

Me going over the GOT episode I just watched for the remainder of the Ning

No, I didn't have anything to drink.

Hey, Amy, how's it going? How you feeling? I'm great.

Jennifer told me how to do it. It's gonna kick ass.

You know what, you guys wouldn't be laughing right now...

I just want to get fucked up and draft

Then you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs.

I want to give it to you.

Oh shit is harmony awake

I'll dress up like Iron Man.

My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?

I want you to poop at me cuz you’re the baseball guy

You're a good guy.

I really wanted an egg salad sandwich

Better, okay. All right.

And your pussy juice cocktail and this shit-stained balls.

To all those whiners who said they would move to Canada

who could lift a 60-inch flat screen.

The "We Sell Your Stuff On eBay" store.

This is original packaging and that's why these things...

Okay, that sounds good, then.

Stop smiling, you jerk!

- You asked for this shit. - No, I didn't.

Always have been and it's never easy... To pay $45 for a piece of cake and take it off your food bill?

See you later. thanks for the sex.

You're putting the cookie up on this pedestal

Why do you have that?

My daughter is for lack of a better word...dumb.

- Have a nice day. - You, too.

It's not about hut pleasures at all

so that by the time you get to the girl you do like...

- Thanks. - And your numbers are good.

I want to shave your head!

and put a bullet in my brain.

- What did you do? - I had some Cream of Wheat.

You know how I know you’re gay…. You won’t go to Zurich

Why you always tell me I’m gay?

WOW, THAT TOTALLY WORKED! I LITERALLY SAID NOTHING!

You don't get the set. I'll throw in the DVD.

That's my Baby And that's my baby's dick

- Andy. Hi. - Right, yeah.

I AM RSVP'ING YES

- ...fucking starving his ass off. - Starving, I know.

For the last time, I don't want to watch...

Let's get some fucking French fondue.

- How you doing? - Congratulations.

Yeah, I know. But you know what...

- Hello. - Hey, Cal.

Oh my god. I really want to fuck you!

Nothing against him, but if I hear Yah Mo B There one more time...

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Oh man, I love titties.

- Okay, fine. Good! - Good, fine. You're gonna go.

She wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody...

Yeah. Because I really want to fuck you.

By Sunday, your nuts gonna be drained.

Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Kevin.

Is that the $6M man’s boss? Oscar Goldman. He’s way more valuable than Steve Austin

My door is always open.

Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here.

# And the mind's true liberation #

Dude, are you gay?

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This is bullshit