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Watching The Invisible Man Like

I wanna touch your penis

This shit just got real.

Clear all my appointments!!

You really want to fuck me. Don't ya? Yes, I do

Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce

Yup, it's great. You can do anything, make video diaries...

# It's Aquarius, baby #

Kal talking about Alyssa’s Ultrasound

If this game goes to overtime Im gonna kill all of you and put a bullet in my brain

- That's yours? - Yeah.

Welcome to Smart Tech. How can I be of service to you?

Let's fuck right now. Absolutely

you get there and… it’s a woman fucking a horse

Yeah everyone wears a romper When they're fucking 6

Hurtin for Murt-in

- With the big old titties. - I'm not gonna stare at a woman.

And Dan's like, "You're such a B-I-T-C-H, bitch!"

Can I suck your big dick?

I'm just trying to get these back to my house so I can, wear them

Who cares, man? He's a nice guy.

But, if I want to what?

You're the bitch, bitch!

"I Am RSVPing "Yessss"

Celibacy is the way to go, man

I should tear up the hard wood...

I mean. I want to give you the best night of your life.

SO YOU HAVE NO PROOF!

...So you have no proof...

She was a ho… fo so.

When braces fuck up your date

I hired a 90 pound woman To work in a stock room

Hi, I'm Andy. You look comfortable.

Yes, you are, man...

You ain't got to think on this one.

- Oh, shit. - Hi.

Josh, you got a tiny penis…

Do you like to "do it yourself"?

Perfect. That's the job pretty much. You're very well-qualified.

This is my baby right here. That's my baby's dick right there.

I'm ready to fuck.

Why don't you just deal the cards?

You work in Hartsdale… We do glorified Lift assists

do you want me to be super fucking racist?

and he is with his girlfriend in my marital bed...

It's a baby BOT!!!

- This is pretty cool. - Yeah.

I want to shave your head Give you a buzz cut

Yeah, like half the time.

- What, masturbate? - Yeah.

Woke up the next morning and jumped in the shower with her.

And not just sex, but love...

Yeah, 'cause you don't have a car or anything, right?

Do you want to suck on my dick now? Yeah.

Really... God, yes.

Oh My god your dick is huge!

Yeah, what is that?

I need genital to genital connection and that's all I need.

I'm sorry. Come here. I love you, man.

You have really kind eyes, you know that?

Weekend Quarantine Plans Be Like

Shut up, Seth. We went to temple

I want to fuck you! I want to fuck your ass!

Yeah…well…it’s 9 dollar beer night.

who's about to watch her friend get married to a guy.

Hey, don’t be a negro Be my nigga

Steve Austin can stay.

Shut up, Roxanne!

You wanted the real Bold..... Real Bold here....NOW!!!!

You're never gonna forget Beth.

# Mystic crystal revelations #

You get a Fitbit Alta and you get a Fitbit Alta Everyone gets a Fitbit Alta

Well, needless to say, a lot of male attention.

Dude! New pants, man.

Do you know how i know you're gay? How? You say things like Hype Mondial...

You get a Nokia 3315 and you get a Nokia 3315 Everyone gets a Nokia 3315

I'll still have sex with you if you want.

Unless you want to be told on...

You really like fucking, don't you? Yes.

I think he might be fooling us all, though.

So, tell me, Montel...

Do I talk like a turban guy?

Is this your boy?

Boise, you got a tiny penis…

- Hello? - You know what?

- Should I have asked her out? - No. That's the key.

Let the virgin get back to work.

and you can give me these shoes and...

I don't understand. So, what, you do what?

I’d tap that... Oh yeah, you’d “tap that”

I want to do lots of, lots of sexy...

Your friend is so shiny.

This is not a good look for me

You willing to make some sacrifices?

I need to talk to Paula. This is crazy.

Something wrong with her underpants.

Soren, you got a tiny penis

- Well, you implied it. - Okay.

You know what? Just leave me alone.

You know how I know you’re Ghey ? You think captain America is basic

She really does

- No, I'm not a sexual deviant! - What is all this?

Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing...

because it had never happened, but...

It’s about passion. And spirit!

What? Everything's always about sex.

Something going on?

Waves of them coming at you on Friday, Saturday.

- These are David's? - He's into that.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Oh, Jesus! How many times did you just do it?

I don't get it.

Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?

You know where to shave me.

hope you have a big market cause i'm putting my product in it

Holy shit, man.

You know what I'm saying?

She's a hot grandma.

Will you just quit whining like a bitch?

Yeah, what was that about?

- Get away from me, David. - Wait a minute.

I am delighted to say these words.

And that was a smart movie.

Frosty, Nigga. I’m talkin spoons. We fuck feds in the ass.

Came outta nowhere Came outta nowhere

You and your boyfriend have sex all the time!

I CAN’T AFFORD IT

I just really didn't feel like eating it.

For all you know, he in prison right now.

That fucker Came outta nowhere

You know, I don't really...

- Yeah. - I thought that you might.

And you feel it and...

I'm going to take her to capacity. Are you okay with that?

- So who's gonna take my job? - Cal will be taking over your job.

Coming through.

And you could act a little enthused about it.

I wanna give you a buzz cut.

Well, I have two kids.

I could hurl it off the balcony, it would be fine.

You know what, you don't have an answer for that, do you?

So, you wanna head out?

You know how I know you’re gay? You’re in Army ROTC.

Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce like The Simpsons bounce bounce bounce Principal Skinner is a bitch

- She said we can't watch this in here. - You sure?

hope you've got a big trunk cuz I'm putting my jug in it

It’s gonna be really colorful Are you free?

marley's dead. she was a worthless mutt nick didn't need wasen't she? boing good riddance faye she certainly was.

This is my baby right here. That’s my baby’s dick right there

Or is this some sort of cruel joke that you're all in on?

Now you're condescending. Now you're condescending.

If we cancel this, I'm gonna have to go...

Yes. I'd just rather buy them from you straight up.

Czy znasz już sposób na przekształcanie nudnych kreatywną zabawę z wykorzystaniem klipów z filmów?

You will not touch it

No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.

You know, the thing about relationships is that they...

Tackle drunk bitches

Here's what you do. You tell her you're a virgin.

Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho For Sho

- You want to go? - I suggest you move back.

- See you later. - Have a good night.

Every time I fail a test.

I am throwing a party tonight.

I'm so sexy. Yeah.

And what do you do with this vagina?

Take your box-o-porn.

Are you still a virgin?

I spent the last two years of my life regretting it.

No she-devil sucked his life force out yet.

You got to use your peripherals

So, shit, man. Fuck it.

- Mutual masturbation. - Play with a friend.

When you want to watch the Bucs Super Bowl Win highlights ...

You're such a liar! Why do you lie to me?

It's up to you.

You better have a big trunk, coz I’m gunna put my golfing equipment in it

You know what, I should head out.

Mistakes? Okay, so I was a mistake then.

Okay, are there any virgins here...

what do you like?

Oh, man, I love ribbies

Tackle drunk bitches

- You should totally tell her, man. - I'm going to.

This is my baby right here.....that’s my baby’s dick right there

Oh, my God, you came in your pants!

# Harmony and understanding #

I found that sex can really complicate things.

- So, Survivor tomorrow night. We on? - See you then.

I just want to get, fucked up, and make some trades

Hey, enjoy your orange.

What? What did I do?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Well, you know, this is really gracious and kind...

That's love, man

I don't want to cram pimpage.

You’re gonna think I’m crazy but let me tell you.. Sandy’s daighter

You making the pussy into this great big Greek goddess named Pussalia...

I want to have lots of sexy sex with you.

I would've thought you were doing that for years.

David's Boner Jams '03?

raiders fans EXTRAPOLATE THAT!

God! What are you doing?

and I really want you to be there, man.

Oh, man, I love titties.

Fuck that nigga up

because you're interested in obtaining birth control.

# Listen to me now #

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Lil Ces Extrapolate that!

Andy, you got a tiny penis.

It's bullshit. Nobody buys stereo at 10:00 in the morning.

that ass is going out tonight, maybe to barnes and noble

Oh, come on, dogs!

- How about Andy? - No.

I just want to get drunk, fucked up, and play some fantasy football

OH you're peaking me Cool

Yeah my mans gonna get it on tonight!

make one person go...

but he's not, like, clever enough to go that deep.

I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, asshole.

No, I understand.

run through them, just knock them out.

I'm just trying to get these back to my house so I can,

I understand what's going on.

- It's kind of gross. - Yeah.

Are you here for Andys party I am Andys party

- Let's shave each other. - I don't think you have any hair.

I'm just saying, let it out. Give it some air, man. Play with it.

I want to have lots of sexy sex with you.

How do I stop her menstrual cycle?

Do you need some help?

- Look, Trish. - You didn't get a new carpet.

- Thank you. - Thanks.

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- Can you imagine that? - I don't want to, no.